Saturday, October 30, 2010

Whats The Difference Between Cubefield 1 And 2

Bekloppte in München, Teil 164

Naja, so richtig in die Kategorie "Bekloppte" paßt das folgende Erlebnis zwar nicht. Aber eine neue Rubrik "Kackfrech in München" wollte ich jetzt auch nicht aufmachen.

Our nerve dwarf has recently been a proud owner litter interactions activist a rodent of the genus Mesocricetus, Art auratus, for the non-Latin: a golden hamster. As a rodent with Syrian immigrant he meets all the classification criteria of the great geneticist Sarrazin: ineffable name, sleeps all day, takes over when (shit impeller) is only menial tasks and does not speak German, although he has lived in the 200th generation in Germany. I think also with pork and alcohol consumption, I do not get it, but that's what does not now.

Our hamster has problems in his neighborhood cage a wheel, and indeed already in its second generation. The first, a cast-iron monster with alloy wheels and central locking enabled, although our rodent that contribute one or two kilowatts of power for home, but unfortunately accompanied by the truly infernal squeaking of the circulatory apparatus. In children, it was therefore at night sometimes so loud as if a patrol car of the fire with wailing siren always about driving around the house, at least one firefighter was sitting with a powered leaf blower on until at the height of our floor extended ladder. Also my face in my advanced age now splendidly rampant wool ear, the sight of our Hamster already suspected a fellow buried in the ear canal, could dampen the noise sufficiently. The eavesdropping bags of ladies of the house, unfortunately, have such a wonderfully practical ear sweater on the first place, the same well only the hunter-gatherers is reserved for the night frostklirrender recreates the mammoth. Thus, the decision was taken very quickly to replace the trek mature large stainless steel grind against a model with ball bearings handgelutschtem acacia wood.

Unfortunately began squealing to this after a short time and creaking like a twenty-year-old Ford Taunus. After only 4 weeks had our little Zatopek Sun persevering in his exercise bike around badly degraded that the outside is still quite stable trim-looking device a no longer had to correct imbalance. In German: It wobbled around his middle like the former pastor at the altar. Moreover, our young hamsters had probably developed such fun with his marathon runner *, that he constantly on the run for joy einnäßte. The untreated wood previously tolerated this type of stain is not really. So we decided to bring back this model again.

said - done. We were now at the "plant Kölle Center", a fairly well-stocked garden center with a large Zooabteilung.
There was the broken and with clear (Visual and olfactory) impeller wear-prone and without objection withdrawn. The friendly service man could apparently also to the functioning or non-operability of different wheels, at least he was in receipt of the rodent toy from commentaries.

now ensure our views of a surprise when we after a short tour around the market and our wobbly vollgepieseltes wheel again encountered in shelf. And although not as reduced-priced copy of shortcomings, but for the original purchase price.

Maybe I think about that again with the "Fresh dirty in Munich" category ...


*) to outsiders and non-rodents such enthusiasm is difficult to understand

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Icc Hairdressers 4.15

Nummer 5 gibt auf

ran Sunday night in "Spiegel TV" probably is not entirely serious review of the state of robotics research in Germany. In the beginning it was said that robots should be used in future for the care of old people.

What followed was a satire on robot nerds at German universities and institutes.

proudly presented as an engineer from the Technical University of Munich with a bulging plastic lips equipped, head-high heap of metal, which - you hear and believe it - a person can submit a cup. However, just if the handle showing the cup in his direction. If not, did the proud inventors report, could Schrotti or whatever was the dumping ground with eyes that ask another robot, which could then turn the cup for him in the right position.

What? Looks like the elderly in the future? Imagine then the pensioner flats full of giant robots that turn against each other cups, grease sandwiches and transmission oil change? And - incidentally - a multiple of the cost, which would cost a normal, human analog nurse? In fact, I've assumed that robots today after "a cup of A B adjust "phase are grown and we no longer look like C3PO after the lightning strike. Why has the thing at all, only 2 arms? The ancient Hindus have their gods conveniently equipped with more arms than can be healthy.
I imagine, even in the ZDF holiday program with Anke and Benny in the early 80's robots were shown, which featured some random things from A to B, while half went broke and gave R2D2-strange noises. Judging from the mirror-TV report for has been done since then not too much.

But further in the text. Above engineer based his inquiring mind to the fact that man robot sometimes unpleasant tasks such as garbage Bring Out them lose weight. So, again slowly for the record: The average person will buy it for the price of an Italian sports car, a very heavy piece of electronics that without the help of another Tin Man aufbekommt probably not even the door, let rise for stairs can order the thing then takes the trash out ? Views from the fact that I can buy for the money a stable of Brazilian au pair girl, bring out the garbage can without having to demolish the staircase and it also look nice.

Next, could a "neuroinformatics" to the University of Bielefeld occur, the bust of a robot named "Flobi" has developed that can simulate with their Lego-face emotions. According to researchers such a thing will soon give us information on the switch or motivate people. can a robot that look clueless and stupid grin: In other words. Something to which humanity is waiting very, very long time.

speech was the thing also, with beautifully modulated tinny computer voice, often seen from thirty-year-old science fiction movies. Again, I thought so far, the research would be a little further. To top off the proud hobbyists trying to communicate with "Flobi" which failed thoroughly. Apparently was also saved on the voice recognition chip, at least understood the only thing the station. The nights can

wanted to demonstrate robotics, recognize how great his robot it. This, another man-high sheet pile that put on a screen to show a moronic Grinsegesicht understood and spoke for some unknown reasons, only English. This, however, another two points worse than the first mate, snoring so boring modulated electronically distorted, just as a drunk, babbling in a Blechgieskanne. As far as the demonstration went well with this robot with flying colors. Instead of the actual owner of the robot recognized as his business partner master - disastrous if such a time as a guard robot must distinguish between burglar and a homeowner. But so far is research has not clearly anyway.
Another highlight was allowed to identify the Tin Man after a few seconds to think a can of Pringles, as such, and attempting to grab Selbig, they expected to simply overturn only. Great show.

We will show the clip again here: http://www.spiegel.de/sptv/magazin/

However, in order to give honor to the truth: Even if the pictures shown are not necessarily from the audience cut the socks, it seems actually the most advanced humanoid robots to be. The illustrated robot models might seem just as inadequate as its decades-old predecessor, but is research heute auf einer anderen Basis. Wie ich z.B. bei wikipedia erfahren durfte, sind die Wissenschaftler der Meinung, die KI humanoider Roboter müsse Fähigkeiten genauso lernen wie z.B. Kinder Dinge lernen. Und damit " Nummer 5 " demzufolge menschliche Verrichtungen abschauen, nachahmen und ausprobieren kann, muß er eben wenigstens auch annähernd aussehen wie ein Mensch.

Was für mich allerdings schwer nach "Bewußtsein" und "Selbstbewußtsein" klingt und so langsam auch nach Asimovs Robotergesetzen schreit.
Wohin auch immer sich die Forschung mal entwickeln mag: Möchte ich, daß ein gefühlloser, 150 Kilo schwerer, aus Plastikwülsten lächelnder Metallkoloss by my home and surprised me abputzt the wrinkled butt when I'm old? I think not.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Mysur.malge.bule.felm

housework - Histoire des Idées - The cinema of the Weimar Republic, the mirror of an era?

Caligari

\u06dd Introduction \u06dd


I The difficult early days of the Weimar Republic and the golden age of cinema
1.1 The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920) by Robert Wiene
1.2 Nosferatu, eine Symphonie des Grauens (1922) von Friedrich Wilhelm Murnau
1.3 Das Kammerspiel

II Realismus und Neue Sachlichkeit
2.1 Die Freudlose Gasse (1925) von G.W. Pabst
2.2
Metropolis (1927) von Fritz Lang
2.3 Die Neue Sachlichkeit

III Die ersten Tonfilme und the end of the Weimar Republic
1.3 The Blue Angel (1929/1930) of Josef von Sternberg
2.3
Depression musicals and comedy

3.3
The Testament of Dr. Mabuse (1933) by Fritz Lang



\u06dd \u06dd Conclusion


literature and film directory

result (according to FR scala.): 17/20: O) Thanks to my friend K for the correction!

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Sayings For A Twelve Year Old

New Master Thesis - The futuristic perception of the Berlin Wall by Enki Bilal

jez I have finished my term paper on '' The Piano '' and still has a master's thesis (in French) to write this year to be properly Erin Mast. Yes, we have to write two master's theses. Violently. But no need to write bachelor thesis;)

My new theme is not yet so clear, so it's definitely If ergestellt to the Comikszeichner Enki Bilal and his portfolio in 1982 (exhibition Futuropolis). The good fact is that I spend at least a week-end needs to Berlin:) have
So I am also looking for people for a questionnaire (which is not yet established), experienced by the wall, to the east and west , to have different opinions. It would be for me totally interesting:)
see so few pictures of the Berlin Wall by Enki Bilal (a little raw, but great artist) and if you what to want to say not you have to refuse I take all the self-experiences, erste Eindrücke und Kritike gerne :)

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Double Blade Adult Skates

job as a translator

Ich hab momentan ein zwischenzeit Job (seit Juni :) Ich übersetze Hotelbewertungen online von Deutsch ins Französisch für eine Firma, die in Singapoure liegt. Die Mitarbeiter sind voll nett, leider sind alle Mails auf englisch, und dabin ich nicht sehr stark... Aber ich verbessere mich :)
Dieses Monat sollte ich 65 000 Wörter schaffen, was schon g
anz schön viel ist. Das ist keine grosse Literatur, manchaml schaffen die Leute Neologismen oder schreiben in Dialekt (danke für die die dann es überstzen müssen^^), oder die tausende Details geben, die tot langweilig are. But somehow work n good job, because I can work at home when I want it (you only need alittle bit more busy;). Since there are repetitive texts, after a time one is to translate more quickly. At the moment I translate reviews of hotels in Portugal. I travel too little with:) So jez I know myself very well with Lisbon undMadeira off (if her tips needs;) provides

How it should:

The room which we've learned, the S
itz the century! Far too small and poorly mö
lished. Air conditioning does not exist and the window is out to the backyard where you do not see anything other than dirt and garbage. The furniture is too old.

have on the first evening meal in the restaurant. Did not like it. Breakfast was boring. While there were some, but not a variety. One suggestion was that you had to cut the bread (that was not worse
m), but this was not a napkin. All that is packed to the bread, should eat. Disgusting! When the hotel no
was not so full of ch, it was still delicious orange juice, as it was completed only sweet nectar bad.

on weekends, the entire city of locals (Lissa Bonner) overrun, so it is very close to the beach and in restaurants; Beg. June was warm and sunny day is 22 degrees, sensitive to the evening by Atlantic Wind
cool. There

restaurants are strictly no. A pseudo-bar on the roof terrace, where the staff is over-priced drinks (ne small can of beer for 3, 50 EUR) ticked and in the morning the dishes aufwäscht the breakfast guests, but mostly for breakfast with rattle (chat) is busy, instead of times the garbage clear away the previous day around the pool with, sometimes it has me already dreading. Full ashtray in the morning at the pool, pools of water, paper cups, all sorts of rubbish. Ugh.

I think generally people like you and do not nag appreciate their luck:)

Madeira ( http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com / media/photo-s/01/0b/15/5c/north-coast-of-madeira.jpg )
Lisbon ( http://www.okvoyage.com/images/article/60-lisbonne / lisbonne-alfama.jpg )

Mmmmmmh would have been loss on holiday in the sun !

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Word Problems Sinusoids

Skigymastik

I have now been here for 10 days and am pretty happy, except that the Verwaltu ng a total incomprehensible wacky thing is (but I am improving with time ^ ^):) School starts next week I'm really excited! Today I have started with sports, I signed up even for a modern dance class. It is Friday afternoon, I'm looking forward very much! But today I had to ski gymnastics. Really strange name because it has nothing to do with skiing, more like aerobics, except that you are 50 or more in a big hall and it's so funny! Open to all: young people like me (boys and girls) but auch Kinder und ältere Leute. Also sehr offen, sehr sehr lustig und sehr billig ( 1Stunde= 1,50 euro), und doch, das ist trotzdem richtig Sport ! Ich glaube ich werd richtig Muskelkalter morgen haben :p

Bild vom Blog : http://archiv-blog.alpenverein-erding.de/category/allgemein/

Thursday, October 14, 2010

How Much Is New License

Sneak Preview - Exit Through The Gift Shop - A Banksy film - 2010


Ich kann nur sagen : Geiler Film ! Es ist seit langem dass mich ein Film (also zwischen Dokumentär und Film) mich nicht so interessiert hat, weil es um die Kunst angeht (Street Art Kunst), und weil ich ehrlich gelacht habe. Alles sehr sehr ästhetisch gemacht. Also Sensationel, I recommend.
Exit Through The Gift Shop is a documentary by the celebrated British graffiti artist Banksy, whose face is not known and is hidden in the movie forever. (Hehe bissel like the junk:)
the film is clear of street art, but more precisely by a Frenchman: Thierry Guetta (who calls himself''Mr Brain Wash''). Through several years, he follows and he is filming the street artists, to the day where he wants to own his street artists ... The man has no talent, self-centered and really annoying, yet he manages to be famous for his first exhibition''Life is Beautiful.'' One wonders then that is: is he a genius or usurper?

Lic Jeevan Saral Pack

"Stark im Leben ohne Alkohol und Drogen"

This slogan is an initiative of the Bavarian Interior Ministry and emblazoned on all the Bavarian police car.

I wonder who's dyslexic has the thought.

we take only the awkward wording. "Strong in the Life" - how is that meant? The word "strong" describes when she stands alone, usually either the (body) force or the thickness of an object or subject. It also stands alone also youth language as a synonym for "cool", "great", etc. Besides
it is "strong" used only in conjunction with other words as affirming attribute (strongly decreased, severely underweight, etc.)

"Strong in the Life" is a hollow phrase in a row with "You are Germany" and "Good prices, get well soon". A statement that suggests a content that does not exist in reality. Each one can somehow imagine-something of which to interpret, speculate - but as the saying is ultimately meaningless and bumpy as "more of the net gross" or "We have the strength." Strong in life - soft in the cookie.

Let us turn to actually a bit worse on the second part. "Without Alcohol and Drugs - here is revealed once more das bayrische deutsche Selbstverständnis, nach welchem Alkohol keine Droge ist. Fragen Sie mal einen trockenen Alkoholiker, was er von dieser Abgrenzung hält.
Noch spannender aber ist, daß - bei aller guten Absicht, die dahintersteht - der Slogan aus der Feder eine Partei stammt, die wie keine andere in Deutschland mit dem zum Brauchtum verklärten Bierkonsum in Verbindung gebracht wird *. Und die lange Jahre gegen Promillegrenzen, Werbeverbote und Tempolimits gekämpft hat bzw noch immer kämpft, entgegen jeglicher Vernunft. Die sich zwar plakativ für ungeborenes Leben stark macht, andererseits jährlich Hunderte Verkehrstote (infolge Alkoholkonsums) in Kauf nimmt**. Und die mit Otto Wiesheu has a politician in their ranks who totgefahren while driving drunk and a man were, "in gratitude" for it could be transport minister.
The CSU is already a great store, everything is right (s).

Back to the slogan.

I was wondering why the just stuck in a patrol car. I want this information may inform the impeccable physical condition of its occupants? I'm really so far always been assumed that the guys and gals not a folklore society in service drunk and stoned provided .***
But you never know. Better to go on the safe side, and write it again on the fender.

the heat spell tend not to have been something for athletes? Thus, from the caliber of Jan Ulrich?

*) The legend that beer in Bavaria is a tax-subsidized basic foodstuffs in any law keeps Although obstinate, is nonsense. Be trusted, it would be but the Bazis.
**) ... which unfortunately - are all post-natal go - a fatal mistake in the State. Stem cell would be one ...
***) Although it is difficult to explain otherwise, that, at Stuttgart armored police honest middle-.Geronten literally beaten with his own crutches. But that's another story.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Who Is The Yougest Person To Die From Smoking

Back again:)

After a few months where I disappear in Brittany am, here I am again, and again in Kiel, I'm looking for some way the city does not necessarily, but sometimes good chance.
holidays were great with some of the sea next to it, sometimes a bit boring (no action enough)
But I had the peace to write my master thesis done and my 2 little housework. But I've got three 1 as a result. Zagoriana , Rumpel, July and MK ., Your pseudonym may appear clear in my work. You have helped me so much:) I ha
tte promised to send something to you, so I always think noch daran :) (ich bin nur etwas langsam^^ und Päckchen von Frankreich zu schicken sind viel zu teuer)
Habe nun schon wieder eine neue Wohnung in Kiel (neben IKEA^^), ich wohne mit einem
Jungen, der total nett ist. Ich liebe schon mein Zimmer, drin ist es alles grün (meine Farbe!) und braun und blau :)

Saturday, October 2, 2010

Gallbladder Polyp 3mm

After the Passion is before the Passion

A great Passion 2010 comes to an end, 10 long years is it now to prepare for 2020. And woe to him who thinks that it is sufficient again only in a 6 year to start preparing, or having to worry about.

The big lesson from this passion that "a full house" is no automatic process more as between 1980 and 2000, to be pulled.
What changed, improved or deleted.?
We have in place many competent heads that need to be in the next two years to get a table at regular intervals to share experiences and develop proposals as it should go for 2020.
I do not see that that the council or the Speileiter the Passion 2010 should be left alone.

many issues it is to plow:
Large topics are
  • the redesign of the arrangements - Oberammergau first
  • keyword to search for a new partner for distribution - the man who is so terminated
  • the revaluation of the target markets, the European countries and the North Germans themselves have filled the failures of the North Americans.
  • the transformation of the auditorium - it is simply too narrow to sit
  • appoint a person responsible for to combine the pre-Lent to the decisions and edit - for the period 2001 - 2006 was in fact no one in charge of the Passion.

But it must be the smaller issues like the scandal around 10 € / Shuttle fee, and many others discussed.

My suggestion is nothing new, from various camps this demand is heard, so we pack it to: Better today than tomorrow.

Michael Fux