Thursday, March 10, 2011

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The tax dispute with the landlord of the OHG (Oberammergau and the DER)



The deadline to accept the arbitration proposal was the 08 03 2011th

Here again the starting point: (is a little complicated)

The arrangement have contracts between the owner and the general partnership for the Passion 2010 in case of a VAT reduction is not explicitly stated. Now known as the 2010 01 01 sat. VAT on accommodation of 19% was reduced to 7% (in terms of equal opportunities with neighboring countries and creating jobs in the tourism industry has investments), the partnership arrangement, the prices are not reduced in line here, are now 12% more revenue on the credit side OHG, which of course according to law the landlord must be entitled to.
this just the opinion of the landlord. The OHG looks different and the course takes at least a portion of the amount of its own.
So it came before the festival to friction between the office, the mayor and the landlords. To ensure optimal implementation passion you have agreed to a truce until after the Passion.
were in the fall 2010 auf unterschiedlichsten Ebenen Gespräche geführt, wie nun der Kuchen entsprechend aufgeteilt wird.
Nicht nur die Vermieter pochen auf Ihr Recht, auch die deutschen Reisebüros fordern die Differenz ein, was theoretisch dazu führen könnte ( soweit beiden Seiten mit 100% der Forderungen bedient würden ) das die OHG hier sogar noch draufzahlen muss.
Man sieht, ein äußerst verzwicktes Thema.
Um hier ein weiteres Vorgehen vorzugeben, haben sich die Seiten darauf geeinigt, eine Mediation (ähnlich wie beim Thema Stuttgart 21 ) abzuhalten, um ein für alle Seiten to achieve a neutral and fair result.

this as follows:
40% of the total receivables for rent - paid immediately
40% of the total receivables for the general partnership to settle the claims of the travel agencies
20% of total receivables (as the buffer OHG), for the landlord to the extent that 40% of the general partnership are not used up - paid in 2013.
Speak, the landlord receives a maximum of 60%, at least 40%.

I the theme now from two sides:
From the perspective of the landlord Fux:

with teeth gnashing, I agreed to this proposal, even though I more than half I can lose the sums owed.
My reasons:
first The reputation of the landlord is not always positive in the village. Here now provide us ultimatums tourism operators would not want to face good-so it was For me, a comparison is always the first choice
second 50% of the money is forfeited, the partnership which will, of the municipality, ie the place where I live, so to me indirectly.
third Risk assessment: law and justice should have received in court two pairs of boots, of course, is also the total loss in space - thus prefer the bird in the hand than a pigeon on the roof.
4.     Dieses Thema schnellstmöglich abzuschließen um sich wieder mit voller Kraft dem Geschäft widmen zu können.

Meines Wissens haben viele Vermieter dem Vergleichsangebot zugestimmt, Andere gehen den Klageweg, was auch Ihr gutes Recht ist und meinen vollen Respekt abverlangt.
Es wird auf alle Fälle ein Musterprozess in dieser Sache   erfolgen, da es Nichts Vergleichbares im Reise oder Zivilrecht bis dato gegeben hat.
Aktuell ist die erste öffentliche Negotiations in Munich with a landlord in favor of the landlord assumed. Surely here is gone by the general partnership in revision.

From the perspective of the municipal council Fux I see the town with this comparison well prepared and I assume that is the bottom line here is an unexpected windfall, expected in the form of unencumbered assets of the tour operators.
here on the part of those responsible for an optimal result was achieved for the OHG.


Michael Fux

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

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Schmo in Munich today, quiet spring cleaning

Love street cleaning of Munich,

principle, and also the times must be said, make your people a good job. That this city is full of Asis, which leave all their Wohlstandsmühl fall the most, where they are now, but ye can not nix. You can also not help it, no sooner had it in the winter time the sidewalk have scattered, the evil Captain Frost your Steingebrösel under a fair amount of snow buries.

far, so good.

After the AZ with the headline "Take away the last split," you had already set in mid-February the direction for the next few weeks, are you with your clean-up "Fight the split" also happy arrived in our street.
Too bad that when your club rather move it intellectually unarmed service. Because otherwise it can not explain who apparently speak on the morning of March 08 for an entire street by a parking prohibition signs and that for (Tusch!): the morning of March 8th! And now guess how many residents have this rather unexpected traffic-related reorientation of Justice. Right: zero!

How about if you could let the next time such a tiny little lead time? At least, say, 24 hours? So you get a day off nehmen kann, um sich in der zugeparkten Nachbarschaft auf die Suche nach einem neuen Parkplatz machen zu können.

PS: Vermutlich könnt ihr das nicht nachvollziehen, das mit dem Urlaub. Durfte ich doch letztens zwei eurer Mitarbeiter dabei beobachten, wie selbige gelangweilt einem dritten Mitarbeiter dabei zuschauten, wie dieser eher mäßig begeistert das Herbstlaub vom letzten Jahr von ein paar Treppenstufen schabte. Sah für mich tatsächlich ein bißchen nach Urlaub aus, was die beiden da trieben.
Obwohl ich nicht ungerecht sein will: In den 20 Minuten, in denen ich den drei geistigen Kleingärtnern beim So-tun-als-ob zuschauen durfte, ist tatsächlich einer der zwei Müßiggänger losgelaufen, to pick a manipulator with a plastic bag from behind a bush. These he then wandered off on the back of their small van from where it was probably later by the first-best wind blew again in any other bush.

PPS: Speaking of gravel.
Not only that bring the janitor, sanitation and other leading drill of the largest village in the autumn of their years unspeakably annoying, trommelfellrasierenden leaf blower in the stop to blow the dust of the last decades in all the respiratory openings of the Münchner. No, the winter and various janitor whistling hearing these saws have also discovered in the winter for themselves. And This is because they blow so that snow and ice sheets from the sidewalks. Regardless of the noise and the stench reflects this development to me by an incredible inertia and insolence of those responsible. Why a broom in your hand when you can go up to his environment and with a motor-driven wind instrument on the bag?

The coronation was it for me, the concierge from across that blew 2 days ago seriously with one of these bellows loose gravel, dust, remnants of firecrackers and freeze-dried dog shit across the street from our house . No matter that I had at the sight of a good mind to him the Elefantenföhn to slide into the neck to give him time to properly ventilate the thought bubble: "Is there no longer season in which one is spared from the din of the gutter-vuvuzelas?

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

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cry farewell "Hello"

Dear Mr. Baron,

(so you are supposedly called at his home): First, congratulations to resign. For a moment, one would think straight, you were actually the linear fracture speaker, the messianic populist, as you used to attending again staged. Even I at the end of a few little tears stows away ... well, at least almost.

Where you learn something? From their pal Tom Cruise, perhaps? As my

, your grace? to cynical? Not at all.

it is cynical to advance his children when it comes to intellectual property theft.
cynical is to hide the thesis were dubious from the coffins of dead soldiers.
cynical is to perform as guardians of the sincerity of one's own sincerity at all times but only in small steps, adapted to distribute to the relevant evidence.
cynically let's call it, unchallenged publicly as a liar and a cheat and then having to take yet lay claim to want, you would have done exemplary.

Good That you are away. I fear that you will eventually resurface. For that fraud of any kind in the CSU mean a kind of accolade , you know even before Franz-Josef Strauss.
Especially when your party friends speculated about it now is, at what time you came for or for which positions in question. Apparently you are indeed such a great political talent, they say.

exactly what this means, nobody knows. Actually, you are in a few years ago only five times felt politically have appeared: the Opel crisis, the Kunduz bombing, the Gorch-Fock-story, in its handling of the plagiarism scandal and in the approaches of BW reform. And every time you have messed's more or less. Done something you have not been hand-resistant.

Their popularity seems to be based solely on the fact that you were the first who called the war in Afghanistan and elsewhere so and maintain the (largely without substance when you look closely) image of a populist orator plain text. They seemed to the desire of the Germans on a politician from the "old school" to answer: honest, down to earth straight out. Too bad that you did not expect that the times would prove a boomerang.

forget it. Still you are inexplicably in a broad mass of people quite popular. So much so popular that we will, as soon as they entered the political scene, had been tendered to the job of chancellor. So popular that you probably would also have the polar bear Knut on an open fire to cook, without this your popularity would be undermined.

( Would make again become a beautiful photo opportunity, you this, in flying suit, the touring guitar strapped casually on the back and carving in the manicured fingers as you confident your incarnate PAGE headline blond wife a Bismarck herring a Polar Bear Steak slide to the plate and in the background laughing soldiers. Or the whole without a woman, but without a shirt ...)

But I digress. This can be scenes of yesterday, the Sun do not involve more . Because you are no longer Secretary of War yes. And because it so no-nuclear front features will be with you more. Instead, now, Mr. de Maizière will shake hands in Kunduz and coffins pat. A man by the way, which is linked prominently and similar militaristic as you, also carries around with him a title and at least in part, a similarly questionable grip possesses. He celebrates for his pre-Christmas terrorist scare tactics are still a great success in the fight against terrorism, although the former stop warnings have long been proven as a hoax .

Now you are gone all day, and come on to me from Germany colder and darker. Could simply be due to the fact that it is now 23 and clock out arctic winds blow.

What makes someone like you now, without a job and doctor's degree? Already registered unemployed and support for this project? Probably not. Thanks to the most precise first withdrawal March get you both in March and in April again good money from taxpayers. Was you with the late withdrawal only about the money? Did you as a "young family man" at the end just know your loved ones well supplied? That reminds me: they are multi-millionaire! Phew, I'm glad you now do not have to dole. You would certainly be difficult to reject jobs as asparagus harvesters and scavengers, so catlike vital, as you have always given. As you only have your presence in Kelkheim sprung from the stage, that was a near-stage diving. Great.

Where we have now determined that you are probably not soon fall victim to starvation, I can only you all the best for your new career to do in Hollywood.

Seriously, probably with the look of Guy Pearce in "LA Confidential", the stuffy, conservative image of Kevin Costner and numerous cinematic performances of the PR-acting career hardly anything stand in your way.
any case, I would have liked that any multimedia tinkerers some nice cut scenes together with you, backed by Jack Nicholson's monologue from "The Unit" and pure is the video on Youtube. (If someone sees now as a challenge: It is also one!)

Or go to Italy. God knows this country can Politicians use, even those like you. Men against the likes of Berlusconi, you are indeed an orphan. And in Italy it is called the coronation ever "Dottore" , has although you did not take a degree . If you had known before the time ...

So, you sawed-off weather fir, then have fun in life after politics. And remember, free after Sepp Herberger: "After the policy is, above politics."

your






PS: The Allegory of the Wettertann e, because your wife has pulled out of a hat, You should quickly get rid of, and certainly not parrot. Meyer's lexicon of white firs report little more than that they actually "often half or completely dead, gnarled, bleached and lichen" are spruce.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

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A look at Berlin ...




madness, Hr. (Not Dr.) v. Guttenberg resign, now he is gone, the most popular politician, the CSU shining light. It has only just under 2 weeks, according to initial calls for his resignation lasted until he was chucked. The CSU is the whole deal a blow. Not that the local CSU or damage can be inflicted, because I'm not worried, but the policy landscape will generally not do it well.
nobody like he was interested in population policy, shake the political disaffection to call things by their name, oh yes I have found Him class.
The more I detest all these moralists and hypocrites coming along with the index finger and have him finally brought down.
course it is not correct to write the thesis. OK caught - make doctorates and ready.
I say that as far as I search long enough and deep enough drill in every history can find something that is morally and legally borderline and more. It's all just a question: Will you get caught or not. Otherwise, since we are all equal:
+ we'll all strapped forever without phone to the ear, right pace, without alcohol, etc., car?
+ we are all getting through school, teaching, university, etc. Eignungstets, come without cheating?
+ we are always loyal to our friends and family and honestly?
+ we expect from every cent with the German tax authorities?
+ we would resist the various temptations?
Official: Yes, ... but only officially :-)
Enough with morality, I wanted to hold on, we all live in glass houses, throwing stones is too many for anything.
Just one more thing out of a personal CV, I have time in my professional work (Perhaps) also depreciated, but fortunately no one is interested.

for our constituency, the resignation is perhaps even an advantage. As far as Alex was to come as the new Minister for Dobrinth course, that would be a guarantee for securing the barracks in the district, and a general strengthening district CSU in the covenant. But woe to you Alex cheated!

Michael Fux

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

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About this \u0026lt;...> Insurance, I give \u0026lt;...> of the entire German public's my word of honor - I repeat - I give you my word of honor that the charges against me, allegations are unfounded.

I recently received a warning from a law firm. Apparently I had downloaded 1300 songs illegally from the Net.


I answered them that I think the allegations are absurd. All downloads have been made to the best of my knowledge. I also see the evidence forward with great composure. has


The lawyer sent me a list of music pieces that I should have downloaded illegally on selected dates.


I told him then replied that I had downloads over seven years, made as a young family man with painstaking work. No doubt I made this mistake, and on each of these errors, I am a most unhappy. But I have at no time aware of the authorship not indicated. If one of the 1,300 artists feel hurt by this process, I am truly sorry for the. I will of course actively help to investigate how a musical here, and I stress might be musical misconduct. And I would like to temporarily pending the outcome of this investigation, and I stress, temporarily renounce the use of title "biggest sucker of all time", but only until then. Then I would take him again. I'm going to create any other standard than I would have recognized me. Any further communication on this subject I will carry from now on only with the record company. The people of this country expect that I take care of priority for the office of Bumsbutzener-Gumpfen-Bloggers at full strength. The I can also.


The lawyer has been found with the help of envious of other blogs the other 3,000 pieces of music that I should have allegedly downloaded.


I noticed then how right was my decision to have the title "biggest sucker of all time" any more. I'm writing this quite deliberately, because I've watched all my music again and see that I had to have made serious mistakes. I naturally asked themselves "How could this happen?" If you then look back and throws one has 6, 7 years in such a music sucked, unpacked and burned and may have lost in 6.7 years in which one or other piece of music track of the sources. This is a finding that may take you and you have to make. Since there are particularly painful examples of this, for example, the best-of-Toni Marshall CD. I myself am also a human being with faults and weaknesses and that is why I am also specifically related to these errors. And as I say, and I say this with the necessary and agreed to me in these days like humility, is the way to the life of a blogger with it, I just say that I apologize from my heart for all those I carried my Downloads injured have. This is an apology that comes from the heart and which is seen as such.


The decision not to run my vacuum title hurts. Especially when you have six, seven years of his life working on it. Especially if you know what went through the family. I can say one thing: I have all these songs himself taken out of the net because I am also available to the nonsense, which I have since partially downloaded.


same time, I would like to ask whether there was in Germany at present is nothing more important than a few errors in a library. I hope also in view my family (I'm young father) that this smear campaign is coming to an end, and I can blog in humility on.


We'll see how it goes.

The correctness sake: This text is made up of about 85% of our statements War Defense KTZ Google Mountain Guttenberg. The title was originally written by Uwe Barschel.
way: An army is downgraded to one-Unis plagiarized doctoral theses. And who wonders why obviously tested at the University of Bayreuth not as precisely the "summa cum laude" pamphlet through their paces has find the answer here.
Seriously, what this guy really has to do to finally all be down by his? Set fire to the Reichstag? Even in the Bild newspaper he would probably write out. If one has to answer for a war in the free time for nights in Copy Shop of the Federal Parliament to get his thesis done, is married also with a woman whose hair is even better than their own, has the hottest titles of nobility and which do not times in Afghanistan alone can play war: Who among us would not get pleasure as well, something to light?
Who else still needs help to form an opinion, the reading times here or here after.

Friday, February 11, 2011

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Best wishes to the land of the Pharaohs!

Man, because you get real Pippi in the eye, to the Egyptian partying to watch! Given that the Zoni to me an old memories. About how you feel when suddenly the unthinkable happens and the impossible a reality. When old men, robbed of their power, take flight and plant flowers in their soldiers shooting iron.
only thing missing is that the Egyptians over now chug along with the Trabant to Israel and her welcome money to go along with banana abholen.Aber probably because again the horses with me through.


Even us' Angie was facilitating ins .. Now, let's call it face written as if it wanted the Egyptians today in spirit all the best. Although she herself has done little embarrassing to current developments. One can only hope that the stalling tactics of lying "Democracy yes, but not here, and certainly not now," the West is not generally on their feet again. Once again we have delivered so all repressive and reactionary forces perfect case for anti-democratic and anti-Western propaganda. Because our politicians have liked to at length about freedom and human rights alle referieren, aber offensichtlich nur, solange es unseren außenpolitischen und wirtschaftlichen Interessen nicht zuwider läuft. Vertrauen schaffen und Beispiel geben geht anders, stattdessen hat uns unsere Außenpolitik als kleinmütige Papiertiger entlarvt, deren Botschaft von Freiheit und Menschenrechten reine Lippenbekenntnisse sind.

Aber vergessen wir das einen Moment und freuen uns mit den Ägyptern. Freunde: Bleibt friedlich, und versaut das nicht! Ihr habt den Umsturz friedlich hinbekommen, jetzt haut euch oder anderen nicht im Nachhinein die Köpfe ein! Es war nicht alles schlecht! Und: Hände weg von der D-Mark! Die jetzt Hals über Kopf einzuführen wäre totaler Quatsch!

PS: Egyptians love: If you need assistance, we would sit there the odd camel on the government benches, we would like to send you into the desert, as development aid. The you need us most certainly not return to send ...

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

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, Emil of Bloeggeberga

Dear blog readers,

I was asked why in the popular column "Schmo in Munich" has appeared for so long no longer contribute.
Well, it's certainly not due to the lack of intelligence Besemmelten and allergies in the largest village. Their rate is still high, I'm sure. Only now I seem less and less of them meet.

possible good, that after now twelve years of regular use of public transport have been blunted so that myself legged Hare Krishnas with Tourette syndrome only elicit even a bored yawn.
likely, however, is that most Makroidiotiker have withdrawn during the cold season in their natural habitat, the main station. Rarely strayed a copy of the genus Homo Sockenschuss "looking for food in the world of real people.
Like yesterday, when me an elderly lady when leaving the train almost ran over the pile. I just wanted to start to protest against their rude Gerempel, as my eyes fell on her squeakingly bright Inca alpaca coat from Handmade Felt. And I knew every word here is pointless. Just as well I could read a cactus from the Bible.

I seriously wonder why these clothe esoteric Fuzzis also the case that one can identify their state of mind even at the farce. Is there some secret dress code, which allows a secret underground entrance into the Ashram, where a Mittfünzigerinnen miss in Bollywood outfits Bach Flower enemas and one can draw is a ton of left-handed Himalayan salt in the nose? For I can see no advantage with the best will in when one can look at everybody, that one is a full moon the hair with shampoo to yak urine-based washes and private like homemade hats with aluminum foil. Probably swing my root chakra is not in line with my inner child. Or so.

The real reason, why I neglect the time of the Munich loonies so bad, is the number of loonies in the world. You can not imagine how many posts have on the daily madness in politics, economy and society, I have written and discarded. Not because they were so horribly bad, but because each described idiocy was left by a recent, still caught up absurd, abgewatscht and stand in the corner. The sum of insolence, stupidity Fresh dirty and simple incompetence, the fabricated just politicians of our country every day, has simply overwhelmed me last.

Who can not understand this must be like to even take a picture of the situation.
Here is a selection of sources from which I Zapfe me my daily dose of outrage:


Monitor: The ARD magazine online and as podcast
The Story: There are some exciting and informative reports
Frontal21 : One of the few reasons to leave ZDF-digit channel of the handset

News from the Institute: The other reason
extra-3: The only satirical magazine, relentlessly cheeky

much important to the fee-financed exciting, who's not looking only has himself to blame, because already paid isses.
are other important information sources:

Fefe's Blog: Felix von Leitner, CCC member and takes daily on his blog Political dirty tricks and oddities from around the world, demonstrated serious and subtle comments
Telepolis : Always up to date and not only computer users

and the websites of time , TAZ and mirror (although many a post-mirror IMAGE-level) has
...
falls on me .... just that I're all just as well as a link list in the blog right next door could perpetuate ...

Well, at least not anymore. I'm going to bed. ( My god, was now an acute attack of Twitter ?)

Monday, January 17, 2011

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Speaking of pharmaceutical advertising ...

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Sunday, January 16, 2011

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dawn

The beauty and tragedy of shift work, perhaps at the same time that the personal TV viewing takes place at times to the most unlikely time to time, in which we must have the impression that the program makers feel unseen and just throw some bullshit in the video player. Main thing is that somehow it flickers brightly on the screen. Only then is to explain what goes for scrap, for example, in the morning.

Suppose only time the program from last Friday.

on SWR is a kind of Italian-Western musical called "Blue beans for a hallelujah" from the year 1967. Who now thinks Bud Spencer, who fell for the public Fernsehfuzzis. This probably the worst movie of all time, which I every 10 minutes of my precious life 've sacrificed, it's all about a "Little Big Jane" called Four Cheese High, probably an Italian pop star of the '60s that looks like a cross between Heintje and Marcy Rhodes from "Married with Children". This ties up with Indians to collect, for all the gold of the Wild West and to this end, all long nose to shoot bandits, all of which look like Clint Eastwood from the panel. In between, she constantly breaks suddenly into silly vocals, dance in which Italian singing Indian with feathers in the colors of the rainbow to papier-torture posts. One could go through the whole miserable parody as if the makers had not tried zwischen den Gesangseinlagen einen ernsthaften Spaghettiwestern draus zu machen. Die grausig auf originell gebürstete deutsche Synchro tut ein übriges.

Zappen wir zu „Servus TV“, einem österreichischen Privatsender im Besitz der Firma „Red Bull“. Wo sonst vermehrt von Red Bull gesponsorte Extremsport-Events laufen (immerhin in HD), darf heute ein Sonderling im Irokesen-Outfit und mit breitem Alpendialekt darüber fabulieren, daß er mit Geflügel gut kann und schon als Schulkind Hühner dressiert hat. JA, richtig gehört. Weitere Details über sein besonderes Verhältnis zum Federvieh ersparte uns der Wienerwald-Apache, Manitu sei Dank. Immerhin brachte ihn die The moderator asked, whether he was putting stuff in the chicken feathers and its feathers, as well as from the text into a rage.

ZAPP! allowed on Turkish television, a doctor named Ugur Dikmen (the Turkish inventor of the eponymous chocolate- HARHARHAR! ) spread about the advantages of laser liposuction. In Turkish, of course, during a live view of all the eyes of the unbelievers flawless six-pack of a young lady is geblitzdingst.

ZAPP! In run Polish television just non-stop drug commercials. No joke. No idea how to divide the Poles their advertising time, aber es liefen tatsächlich sieben (!) Pharma-Spots in Folge. Den einzigen, den ich sofort wiedererkenne, ist der für „Strepsils“ mit „Flurbiprofen“, bei dem ich mich jedes Mal frage, ob man zur Herstellung des Medikaments wohl einen Flux-Kompensator braucht.
Im Anschluß an die Pillen-Parade laufen Nachrichten. Die ersten zwei Meldungen drehen sich, nach gängigen Polen-Klischees wenig überraschend, um den Papst. Ständig ist von „Podpis Benedikta“ die Rede, was nur so lange lustig klingt, bis man erfährt, daß „Podpis“ nicht das bedeutet, was man denkt, sondern „Unterschrift“.

ZAPP! On 9live be sought just for once, not three-letter animals, ending in-est, but Walter "teleshopping" Freiwald hawked "Dream Body" called "hand-forged circular bodice from the remnants of the VEB fiber knitted with which mopplige Women's their life buoys inside the body can squeeze. Images that one never forgets. Sorry.
makes 9live comes to life to his name, all the glory. Before the time of the broadcast landscape disappears, it probably also has to like the proverbial cat nine times run over, drowning and throwing from the balcony. And best yet at the end of a stake through the heart, so he also never as a new channel dementia rises again.

zappe Just in time for BR I, where a Paragliderin admits that she in gliding like diaper with because they just do not like their male colleagues can let it run. Finally an information this morning, with which you can do something. And I will certainly come again if I once again see people who look clueless and fascinated in how paragliders take over their heads in circles.

ZAPP! on "Bible TV" Meanwhile, before running contemplative scenery faded Proverbs Bible, accompanied by religious edification hits, either the ring as "We are the world" or how the prisoners choral songs, which usually accompany the closing credits of Charlton Heston-History ham. In principle, this savings program that is barely more substantial or more entertaining than a test pattern. Who the hell can I watch on something?

ZAPP! Na, Gugger ma daa: een Noiores Sendor: "Animal TV". This is actually shines 24 hours a day all about the subject animals to turn. (The name of course not surprising, but you never know. Is the end turns out to be something then maybe as a new dome transmitter for the "country by a woman" clientele.) But at least according to today's program display the themes revolve around dogs, horses and hawks, like in many repeat and / or program loop. Looks so far to a proto-types for the embodiment of the "niche channels" from. And might as well be called "Hanni and Nanni-TV".

ZAPP! on "The 4th" is fittingly the program of "Astro TV" in parallel. An annoying, slightly puffy-looking lady with a squint mixed continuously maps and secretes the-minute teacher-like wisdom from above. Where for the TV audience not to listen to each is what the caller said that this same can be a very special rate of transmission. What question posed by the caller well, the make-up on the esoteric pug abruptly with the words "This is probably nothing more with you." Abbügelt? On the other hand, has my sympathy with the callers quite limited. None whatsoever life crisis justifies just a phone call to Astro TV. Who today really still stupid enough to believe that some unsympathetic figure shooting a can on the phone to predict the price horrendous charges the real future, has it coming to him to be fooled as to rotten.

ZAPP! On DMAX is something I know only as a switch-parody: The Ludolfs. I wonder which TV makers that might have been discovered. It must have expired as relevant as in horror movies: young film crew in the wilds of Arizona (or South Hesse) car broke down. In search of the highway (or A7) take on the warped home incestuous hillbilly who pursue the middle of a junkyard their cannibalistic tendencies. Die Ludolfs are so similar, with the difference that they rip to pieces any human beings but only the German language. Example? "I'm keeping Jetze ma 'the pedal, an' then you must watch out for the Hydra Ulich. "
However, I take from today's episode (my first ever) and a little wisdom. Brother 1: ". Only the first course is broken " Brother 2 out: "What do with the first gear? "
What right has he again somehow.

ZAPP! A small bead is also 'Luxe TV'. Here are all-day broadcast in HD as reportage disguised Werbefilmchen that deal with all that can afford the normal viewers do not: Luxury goods (currently an American Nobel hostel), the more expensive the better. The Spicy snoring at this quality glossy ostentation: Lt. wikipedia, the transmitter is insolvent. A rogue who thinks evil ...

on one of the many permanent advertising channel is being touted just "EarZoom. A sound processor, which looks a bit like the corkscrew headset that is Lt. Uhura from Star Trek are screwed into the ear canal has. The part is advertised as including completely inconspicuous spy device that can secretly eavesdrop. If that's not the high-end device for our intelligence, then I do not know. Disturbing could affect only that the thing a) all possible ist, nur nicht unauffällig, und b) daß es (was die Werbung verschweigt) ALLE Geräusche verstärkt. Wer also im Cafe sitzt und Teenager am Nebentisch belauschen will, der sollte darauf hoffen, daß der Kellner nicht nebenan ein Tablett mit Gläsern fallen läßt. Farewell , Trommelfell.

Über all die anderen zahllosen Teleshopping-, Pseudosport- und weiteren Sparten-Kanäle und –Kanälchen will ich lieber die Decke des Schweigens breiten. Auch, weil mich schließlich die Uhr von meinem Leiden erlöste, weil ich  dann doch noch zur Arbeit mußte. Selten habe ich mich so über die imaginäre Schichtglocke gefreut.

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Big Brother Quotes For Picnik

"clear"

…ist nicht nur der Titel einer pottlangweiligen und total überflüssigen ProSieben-Show, sondern auch der Aggregatzustand des deutschen Medienkonsumenten. Zumindest wäre er das, wenn es nach den Köpfen einiger Medienmacher ginge.

Soll heißen: Obwohl die Marktwirtschaft ja, wie wir alle immer wieder feststellen können, allzeit tippi-toppi funktioniert und der freie Markt alles wie von Zauberhand ganz von alleine regelt, vergeht doch kein Tag, an dem Wirtschaftsunternehmen nicht tränenreich um Geld vom Staat betteln. Was bei Hartz4-Empfängern als Sakrileg gilt, ist bei Firmen und Banken gang und gäbe: der Run auf die Kohle der Steuerzahler. Mit dem feinen Difference that in the former one-to three-digit amounts in the latter comes to millions. "Deadweight" is the name then. It could also "Abstauberei", "Bürgerverarsche" or simply call it "fraud".

The reader will wonder what has this criticism of the system to do now with ProSieben and "clear". Well, that show is an example of how absurd the flowers Subventionismus drives this country. For the quiz program, which is not much more than an unoriginal gimmicks, at its previous format already herumdilettierte Mario Barth is, indeed, by the Federal Agency for Civic Education (bpb) supported. Which is probably not means that the production company for a couple of BpB Handycams loan and after the rotation has given back *. But rather that you have used the private television financially starving the poor. With (Tusch!) tax money.

On cutest really is the justification, which holds the BPB website ready. According to the television viewers can namely deepen their political knowledge in which they both watch the MTV presenters in how these unsuspecting passers-by for example asking about the capital of the United States. They want us therefore is a late evening broadcast, poplig Quiz Show as an educational television . Sell What a bullshit. If this were true would, nine live well be regarded as the educational channel in general.

Thus we can now bask in the knowledge that we pay for not only the usual shallow public Boulevard and quiz show-cheese, but now the scrap of private broadcasters. Behind your back, because from the rooftops is the no. And to top us Napfsülzenfernsehen is also sold as a political education. Great, no?

*) much more you need for cheap rolled down quark is not: a Moderator, a camera and some money