For those who do not have time to see this brilliant film entirely ..... here's the short form.
Monday, October 9, 2006
Knees Hurt During Pregnancy
The Big Lebowski
For those who do not have time to see this brilliant film entirely ..... here's the short form.
For those who do not have time to see this brilliant film entirely ..... here's the short form.
Friday, September 15, 2006
Covered Tooth Brush Holders
Schaffe, Schaffe, Häusle baue!
We are nearing completion of our first product. At this point, I can unfortunately not much to say. After the completion of the programming work is followed by the testing and inspection on the heart and kidneys. The last months were marked by endless Codetipperei, designs and ideas. Now that our product has reached a state of dem man tatsächlich erkennen kann um was es sich dabei handelt, kann ich es immer weniger erwarten es fertig und verkaufsfähig zu sehen. Ich bin mal gespannt wie unsere Kundschaft darauf reagieren wird. In ca. einem Monat kann ich euch dazu mehr berichten. Bis dahin programmiere ich weiter und teste und teste und teste...... 
We are nearing completion of our first product. At this point, I can unfortunately not much to say. After the completion of the programming work is followed by the testing and inspection on the heart and kidneys. The last months were marked by endless Codetipperei, designs and ideas. Now that our product has reached a state of dem man tatsächlich erkennen kann um was es sich dabei handelt, kann ich es immer weniger erwarten es fertig und verkaufsfähig zu sehen. Ich bin mal gespannt wie unsere Kundschaft darauf reagieren wird. In ca. einem Monat kann ich euch dazu mehr berichten. Bis dahin programmiere ich weiter und teste und teste und teste......
Monday, August 14, 2006
Cruisin Areas At The Jersey Shore
Wie zwei Buchstaben die Welt veränderten.
Der 12. August 1981 ist ein Datum welches die Welt verändern sollte. Vor 25 Jahren stellte IBM auf einer Pressekonferenz den ersten "Personal computer" vor, einen Computer für den persönlichen Gebrauch, kurz PC. Mein erster PC war der Commodore C128. Ich kann mich noch genau erinnern, ich hatte genug Geld aus meiner Arbeit im Döner Imbiss meines Vaters angespart um mir einen C64 zu kaufen, but wanted to wait for the C128, because he had instead of 64 KB memory 128 KB of memory. I do not remember exactly how many knives and forks flush I had the money to get together. But I started to actually save to buy me an Atari 2600 game console, because a primary school friend of the late 70's had such a plastic box at home and I regularly spent my afternoons with him. The elementary school I attended 1977 - 1981. The Atari also disappeared in the early 80s and has just been replaced by the appearance of the PC. The combined money saved was still not enough for the Atari 2600th After 10 years of saving me so I could buy the C128. Unfortunately, time was short after he got the Amiga on the market, so I sold the C128 back to me then to buy the Amiga.
On the Amiga there was games like Bubble Bobble, in whom I have a friend actually managed all 100 levels. But just to play me was not enough at some point. On the Amiga so I programmed my first game with AMOS Basic, a Basic that was designed specifically for the Amiga and game development. This game was an economic simulation in which you inherited from a deceased uncle, an inter-galactic travel company. It started with a space station and 2 scrap-speaking glides. The space vehicle had maintained regular be, as they explode, which of course had a massive drop in bookings to follow. Did you earn enough money so you could afford to buy new new space vehicle and space stations to expand its range of destinations. I must have been so about 15 years old. At 16 I began training, earning far more than the diner of my Father, I could also easily my first PC with a Microsoft operating system now without having to save time. My first PC with a Microsoft operating system was a 486 PC with at that time of insanely fast 66 MHz. That must have been early 90s. I bought this directly after my Amiga time and was fascinated that the graphics performance. The Amiga was always as the ultimative Grafik-PC aber was mir dann plötzlich auf dem 486er geboten wurde war die reinste Farbexplosion in einer Auflösung, wie ich sie zuvor noch nie gesehen hatte. Und heute arbeite ich immer noch hinter einem PC und zu Hause habe ich einen PC und zwei Laptops und ich kann mit Fug und Recht von mir behaupten, dass ich ein PC Junkie bin und das seit fast zwei Jahrzehnten. 
Der 12. August 1981 ist ein Datum welches die Welt verändern sollte. Vor 25 Jahren stellte IBM auf einer Pressekonferenz den ersten "Personal computer" vor, einen Computer für den persönlichen Gebrauch, kurz PC. Mein erster PC war der Commodore C128. Ich kann mich noch genau erinnern, ich hatte genug Geld aus meiner Arbeit im Döner Imbiss meines Vaters angespart um mir einen C64 zu kaufen, but wanted to wait for the C128, because he had instead of 64 KB memory 128 KB of memory. I do not remember exactly how many knives and forks flush I had the money to get together. But I started to actually save to buy me an Atari 2600 game console, because a primary school friend of the late 70's had such a plastic box at home and I regularly spent my afternoons with him. The elementary school I attended 1977 - 1981. The Atari also disappeared in the early 80s and has just been replaced by the appearance of the PC. The combined money saved was still not enough for the Atari 2600th After 10 years of saving me so I could buy the C128. Unfortunately, time was short after he got the Amiga on the market, so I sold the C128 back to me then to buy the Amiga.
On the Amiga there was games like Bubble Bobble, in whom I have a friend actually managed all 100 levels. But just to play me was not enough at some point. On the Amiga so I programmed my first game with AMOS Basic, a Basic that was designed specifically for the Amiga and game development. This game was an economic simulation in which you inherited from a deceased uncle, an inter-galactic travel company. It started with a space station and 2 scrap-speaking glides. The space vehicle had maintained regular be, as they explode, which of course had a massive drop in bookings to follow. Did you earn enough money so you could afford to buy new new space vehicle and space stations to expand its range of destinations. I must have been so about 15 years old. At 16 I began training, earning far more than the diner of my Father, I could also easily my first PC with a Microsoft operating system now without having to save time. My first PC with a Microsoft operating system was a 486 PC with at that time of insanely fast 66 MHz. That must have been early 90s. I bought this directly after my Amiga time and was fascinated that the graphics performance. The Amiga was always as the ultimative Grafik-PC aber was mir dann plötzlich auf dem 486er geboten wurde war die reinste Farbexplosion in einer Auflösung, wie ich sie zuvor noch nie gesehen hatte. Und heute arbeite ich immer noch hinter einem PC und zu Hause habe ich einen PC und zwei Laptops und ich kann mit Fug und Recht von mir behaupten, dass ich ein PC Junkie bin und das seit fast zwei Jahrzehnten.
Wednesday, July 26, 2006
Suggest Name For Party Place
Niederländische Werbung
Werbung aus den Niederlanden, wo man gerne mal ein Bierchen zischt.
Oder zwei. 
Werbung aus den Niederlanden, wo man gerne mal ein Bierchen zischt.
Oder zwei.
Friday, July 7, 2006
Brent Corrigan Veideos
Das 21. Jahrhundert
Was waren wir Menschen doch euphorisch im Jahre 1999. Die Zukunft stand vor the door, golden times with floating cars and 3 dimensional viewing experience. Some spinners even suspected the apocalypse, the end of the world after the end of the second millennium after Christ's birth and even though mathematically the second millennium until the end of 2000 came to an end, not to mention the fact that over thousands of years anyway inconsistencies in the events were and these had to be balanced and no one knows today how many years have gone lost or were simply added together. But the belief that it is indeed the beginning of the 21st Century acted, mankind came to pass in almost ecstatic realms. Future researchers drew pictures of cities where everything automatically of pay is, tube systems, where one is as pneumatic tube from one place to the next shot with compressed air, and kitchens, with only a kitchen appliance with which you can prepare ice cream, coffee or a five course meal within a few seconds.
Now we sit here in the 21st century, cars still drive on the floor, the kitchen has always send more than one device, and customers are still checks. OK, online banking is not for everyone, of course. So I grabbed the check and agree to our bank. There, I redeem the check and ask how long it will take before until this check has been cashed. "This may take 8 days." Replied my lady behind the counter. "8 days", I wonder in amazement. They explained to me that the check be sent only to the central office must be there to carry out the transaction on our account. Welcome to the 21st Century. 
Was waren wir Menschen doch euphorisch im Jahre 1999. Die Zukunft stand vor the door, golden times with floating cars and 3 dimensional viewing experience. Some spinners even suspected the apocalypse, the end of the world after the end of the second millennium after Christ's birth and even though mathematically the second millennium until the end of 2000 came to an end, not to mention the fact that over thousands of years anyway inconsistencies in the events were and these had to be balanced and no one knows today how many years have gone lost or were simply added together. But the belief that it is indeed the beginning of the 21st Century acted, mankind came to pass in almost ecstatic realms. Future researchers drew pictures of cities where everything automatically of pay is, tube systems, where one is as pneumatic tube from one place to the next shot with compressed air, and kitchens, with only a kitchen appliance with which you can prepare ice cream, coffee or a five course meal within a few seconds.
Now we sit here in the 21st century, cars still drive on the floor, the kitchen has always send more than one device, and customers are still checks. OK, online banking is not for everyone, of course. So I grabbed the check and agree to our bank. There, I redeem the check and ask how long it will take before until this check has been cashed. "This may take 8 days." Replied my lady behind the counter. "8 days", I wonder in amazement. They explained to me that the check be sent only to the central office must be there to carry out the transaction on our account. Welcome to the 21st Century.
Tuesday, June 27, 2006
Find Blood Banks That Pay
Oh Milde unseres Königs.
As the kind reader of our blog has been registered to leave due to labor disputes and the breathtaking pace of our tax office send us a tax number our forward movement severely restricted. So you have to be counted as a business sales tax returns to send to the tax office in which both outbound and inbound sales tax and the difference depending on the sign either paid to the Tax Office or the Tax Office refund. Since we as a company while the foundation has high expenditure on sales tax, you can expect a high level of reimbursement. Of course, all companies are eager to welcome this money as quickly as possible to their own accounts may, therefore, companies rush to the first sales tax returns much. This idea to get the tax office, however. Sun recently we could send our first sales tax returns, as we recently received from the tax office itself, the control numbers. Today a letter from the tax office was in our mailbox, in which makes us the tax office to point out that sales tax returns must be made but until the 10th of the month, as the Finanazamt otherwise a penalty for delay fix. Furthermore, you write that this late charge is not fixed this time. "Oh thanks, we are unworthy of your generosity and all these have not earned it the king lived in his infinite generosity, it is the rulers live in his wise counsel!" Thank God, I am saying only one has raised the tax office no default fine, otherwise I would have freaked out, because otherwise we will for the delay of the tax office would have to pay a surcharge. 
As the kind reader of our blog has been registered to leave due to labor disputes and the breathtaking pace of our tax office send us a tax number our forward movement severely restricted. So you have to be counted as a business sales tax returns to send to the tax office in which both outbound and inbound sales tax and the difference depending on the sign either paid to the Tax Office or the Tax Office refund. Since we as a company while the foundation has high expenditure on sales tax, you can expect a high level of reimbursement. Of course, all companies are eager to welcome this money as quickly as possible to their own accounts may, therefore, companies rush to the first sales tax returns much. This idea to get the tax office, however. Sun recently we could send our first sales tax returns, as we recently received from the tax office itself, the control numbers. Today a letter from the tax office was in our mailbox, in which makes us the tax office to point out that sales tax returns must be made but until the 10th of the month, as the Finanazamt otherwise a penalty for delay fix. Furthermore, you write that this late charge is not fixed this time. "Oh thanks, we are unworthy of your generosity and all these have not earned it the king lived in his infinite generosity, it is the rulers live in his wise counsel!" Thank God, I am saying only one has raised the tax office no default fine, otherwise I would have freaked out, because otherwise we will for the delay of the tax office would have to pay a surcharge.
Monday, June 19, 2006
Leukemia And Delirium
Werbung im Ausland.
to Soccer World Cup, the German audience almost to death with advertising from companies whose products almost to nothing have to do with football. Thus, a large American fast food chain, rather a reputation for obesity-promoting food produce, yet it advertises with major sporting events, probably to counteract that image. And so unnerved the German TV viewers zapping away like me, when, once again a product which has nothing to do with football, is campaigning with the World Cup. But what about abroad? In the Netherlands, loves to play with stereotypes .... but where not. We see the wife of Rafael van der Vaart, Sylvie van der Vaart from Hamburg to run and ask for Gucci stores. People just shrug their shoulders. Irgendwannmal she looks in a shop window and starts to smile. In the case of van der Vaart will open at home it is the door and in front of Rafael. This makes a surprised face and you see Sylvie in a dirndl. It is advertising for a major German manufacturer of soup, for our Emperor Franz at a young age was already advertising. It does not matter that in Hamburg the mountains and the associated Dirndl are as far away as the Port of Hamburg and herring in Munich. The main thing is to use a German stereotype. In Italy, Germany and Europe's largest carmaker
with the Italian battle cry: "Forza Azzurri", which translates by analogy to "forward their blue" states. There was and is perhaps the comic, the storm troops of the Italian artist Bonvie. It was about German and Italian Soldiers in the 2nd World War. The gag was added in Italy is that while the German soldiers spoke Italian, but at the end of words is always a "en". This is explained by the fact the border in Germany actually Ettlich words to "en". To end up as words in the plural Ettlich to "en", soldiers, women, mosquitoes, use questions, etc. The big German car makers this fact and made "Forza Azzurri" prompt "Forza Azzurre.
to Soccer World Cup, the German audience almost to death with advertising from companies whose products almost to nothing have to do with football. Thus, a large American fast food chain, rather a reputation for obesity-promoting food produce, yet it advertises with major sporting events, probably to counteract that image. And so unnerved the German TV viewers zapping away like me, when, once again a product which has nothing to do with football, is campaigning with the World Cup. But what about abroad? In the Netherlands, loves to play with stereotypes .... but where not. We see the wife of Rafael van der Vaart, Sylvie van der Vaart from Hamburg to run and ask for Gucci stores. People just shrug their shoulders. Irgendwannmal she looks in a shop window and starts to smile. In the case of van der Vaart will open at home it is the door and in front of Rafael. This makes a surprised face and you see Sylvie in a dirndl. It is advertising for a major German manufacturer of soup, for our Emperor Franz at a young age was already advertising. It does not matter that in Hamburg the mountains and the associated Dirndl are as far away as the Port of Hamburg and herring in Munich. The main thing is to use a German stereotype. In Italy, Germany and Europe's largest carmaker
with the Italian battle cry: "Forza Azzurri", which translates by analogy to "forward their blue" states. There was and is perhaps the comic, the storm troops of the Italian artist Bonvie. It was about German and Italian Soldiers in the 2nd World War. The gag was added in Italy is that while the German soldiers spoke Italian, but at the end of words is always a "en". This is explained by the fact the border in Germany actually Ettlich words to "en". To end up as words in the plural Ettlich to "en", soldiers, women, mosquitoes, use questions, etc. The big German car makers this fact and made "Forza Azzurri" prompt "Forza Azzurre.
Wednesday, June 14, 2006
Brazilian Topples Beaches
Hot Computer Love
The winter was long and relentless. He came through the clothes to the bone until you feel the cold would einen selbst in warmen Räumen nicht mehr loslassen. Dazu kamen Schnee und Wind und Eis. Um ehrlich zu sein, dieser Winter war grauenvoll und ich weine ihm keine Träne nach. Aber innerhalb weniger Tage änderte sich dies und das Mannheimer Klima sorgt für drückende Hitze, ohne das ein Hauch Wind einem Abkühlung verschaffen kann. Unser Büro befindet sich direkt unter dem Dach eines Altbaus, was die Sache natürlich umso heisser macht. Die Rechner heizen die Räume zusätzlich auf, so dass das Thermometer auf meinem Schreibtisch 33°C anzeigt und es ist noch nicht mal 12:00 Uhr. Eigentlich sollte man eine Temperatur von 37°C nicht spüren, da der Körper exakt die gleiche Temperatur hätte wie die ihn umgebende Luft. Fakt ist aber, dass man bei weitaus geringeren Temperaturen schon anfängt zu schwitzen. In wissenschaftlichen Berichten über das Wunder der Erde wird immer breit berichtet, dass die Erde den idealen Abstand zur Sonne besitzt, so dass die Temperatur für Leben optimal ist. Optimal? Optimal wäre für mich eine konstante Temperatur von tagsüber 25°C und nachts von 20°C, 24 Stunden am Tag, 7 Tage die Woche und das über das gesamte Jahr. Dabei würde ich auch gerne auf Regen verzichten, würde aber aufgrund der Fauna mal ein Auge zudrücken, sollte es dennoch, nachts wenn ich schlafe, regnen. Schliesslich will ich ab und zu doch etwas Gemüse essen. Morgen kommt ein Elektriker und baut uns Steckdosen in unseren kleinsten Space, which we then repurpose the kitchen. The first purchase will be a refrigerator.
The review, which I had been told in the last post had to be postponed. But no matter, then, that date is just made up some other time. 
The winter was long and relentless. He came through the clothes to the bone until you feel the cold would einen selbst in warmen Räumen nicht mehr loslassen. Dazu kamen Schnee und Wind und Eis. Um ehrlich zu sein, dieser Winter war grauenvoll und ich weine ihm keine Träne nach. Aber innerhalb weniger Tage änderte sich dies und das Mannheimer Klima sorgt für drückende Hitze, ohne das ein Hauch Wind einem Abkühlung verschaffen kann. Unser Büro befindet sich direkt unter dem Dach eines Altbaus, was die Sache natürlich umso heisser macht. Die Rechner heizen die Räume zusätzlich auf, so dass das Thermometer auf meinem Schreibtisch 33°C anzeigt und es ist noch nicht mal 12:00 Uhr. Eigentlich sollte man eine Temperatur von 37°C nicht spüren, da der Körper exakt die gleiche Temperatur hätte wie die ihn umgebende Luft. Fakt ist aber, dass man bei weitaus geringeren Temperaturen schon anfängt zu schwitzen. In wissenschaftlichen Berichten über das Wunder der Erde wird immer breit berichtet, dass die Erde den idealen Abstand zur Sonne besitzt, so dass die Temperatur für Leben optimal ist. Optimal? Optimal wäre für mich eine konstante Temperatur von tagsüber 25°C und nachts von 20°C, 24 Stunden am Tag, 7 Tage die Woche und das über das gesamte Jahr. Dabei würde ich auch gerne auf Regen verzichten, würde aber aufgrund der Fauna mal ein Auge zudrücken, sollte es dennoch, nachts wenn ich schlafe, regnen. Schliesslich will ich ab und zu doch etwas Gemüse essen. Morgen kommt ein Elektriker und baut uns Steckdosen in unseren kleinsten Space, which we then repurpose the kitchen. The first purchase will be a refrigerator.
The review, which I had been told in the last post had to be postponed. But no matter, then, that date is just made up some other time.
Monday, June 12, 2006
Back Pain Right Waist
Kompromisse.
Life is full of disagreements. The first years of life one is fully exposed to the parents. But irgendwannmal wants, instead of Milupa but rather the Alete pulp. One can sit down, give or make a compromise and opt for Hipp are the parents and also to make themselves happy. Not the Alete Milupa or produce bad products, quite the opposite, but as my favorite Kind war nunmal immer Hipp. Und so geht es im Leben immer weiter, ein Kompromiss nach dem anderen, manche sind besser, manche sind schlechter. So ist das auch in einem Büro mit zwei gleichberechtigten Partnern. Der eine ist ein Waldhof Fan, der andere ist ein Kaiserslautern Fan. Was also tun, wenn der eine es ablehnt ein Lautern Emblem ins Büro zu hängen, der andere es aber ablehnt ein Waldhof Emblem anzubringen. Lautern spielt in der 2ten Liga, der Waldhof in der 4ten. Also ist die Lösung so simpel wie elegant:
Mal abgesehen davon geraten einige Dinge hier in Bewegung. Ein grosses Projekt wird diese Woche in Angriff genommen und am Mittwoch haben wir eine Besprechung mit einer grossen Firma bezüglich another large project. It will be interesting, so are we in any case. 
Life is full of disagreements. The first years of life one is fully exposed to the parents. But irgendwannmal wants, instead of Milupa but rather the Alete pulp. One can sit down, give or make a compromise and opt for Hipp are the parents and also to make themselves happy. Not the Alete Milupa or produce bad products, quite the opposite, but as my favorite Kind war nunmal immer Hipp. Und so geht es im Leben immer weiter, ein Kompromiss nach dem anderen, manche sind besser, manche sind schlechter. So ist das auch in einem Büro mit zwei gleichberechtigten Partnern. Der eine ist ein Waldhof Fan, der andere ist ein Kaiserslautern Fan. Was also tun, wenn der eine es ablehnt ein Lautern Emblem ins Büro zu hängen, der andere es aber ablehnt ein Waldhof Emblem anzubringen. Lautern spielt in der 2ten Liga, der Waldhof in der 4ten. Also ist die Lösung so simpel wie elegant:
Mal abgesehen davon geraten einige Dinge hier in Bewegung. Ein grosses Projekt wird diese Woche in Angriff genommen und am Mittwoch haben wir eine Besprechung mit einer grossen Firma bezüglich another large project. It will be interesting, so are we in any case.
Wednesday, May 31, 2006
For Sale: Ford Pinto Wagon
Das weltweite Wäb!
Super, the servers are down our provider. Not only our website will not be achieved but also many of our customers websites. I just hope that no data are lost or gone, that would be annoying. And all of our emails, we can not retrieve. Whether there is a lightning struck?
Either way, there is some good news. The Tax Office has finally given us the control number. That means the bills will be sent tomorrow, may finally appear on the first money in our account. 
Super, the servers are down our provider. Not only our website will not be achieved but also many of our customers websites. I just hope that no data are lost or gone, that would be annoying. And all of our emails, we can not retrieve. Whether there is a lightning struck?
Either way, there is some good news. The Tax Office has finally given us the control number. That means the bills will be sent tomorrow, may finally appear on the first money in our account.
Wednesday, May 24, 2006
Covered Toothbrush Holders
Halleluja.......
as if you had the last Post gelesen kam heute Besuch von zwei reizenden Finanzamtsbeamtinnen. Sie hatten ein Paar Fragen zu unserem Unternehmen. Ich bin mir sehr sicher, dass dies die Sicherheitsüberprüfung war, von der man mir am Telefon berichtet hatte. Eine Frage war die nach dem Klingelschild. Könnte sein, dass man überprüfen wollte, ob wir eventuell nicht nur eine Briefkastenfirma sind. Die Beiden waren nett und witzig, also das komplette Gegenteil von dem, was dem Klischee des typischen deutschen Finanzbeamten entspricht. Normalerweise denkt man an Menschen mit fahlem Gesichtsausdruck und Ellenbogenschonern, die wie Roboter gebetsmühlenartig Paragraphen rezitieren und den Satz mit, "aus diesem Grunde können wir es Ihnen nicht genehmigen!", abschliessen. No, our financial officials were not so. We can expect our tax number so in the next week. I'm curious. 
as if you had the last Post gelesen kam heute Besuch von zwei reizenden Finanzamtsbeamtinnen. Sie hatten ein Paar Fragen zu unserem Unternehmen. Ich bin mir sehr sicher, dass dies die Sicherheitsüberprüfung war, von der man mir am Telefon berichtet hatte. Eine Frage war die nach dem Klingelschild. Könnte sein, dass man überprüfen wollte, ob wir eventuell nicht nur eine Briefkastenfirma sind. Die Beiden waren nett und witzig, also das komplette Gegenteil von dem, was dem Klischee des typischen deutschen Finanzbeamten entspricht. Normalerweise denkt man an Menschen mit fahlem Gesichtsausdruck und Ellenbogenschonern, die wie Roboter gebetsmühlenartig Paragraphen rezitieren und den Satz mit, "aus diesem Grunde können wir es Ihnen nicht genehmigen!", abschliessen. No, our financial officials were not so. We can expect our tax number so in the next week. I'm curious. Tuesday, May 23, 2006
Translate To Hawaiian Giant
Der Weltraum, unendliche Weiten.....
The universe is incredibly large. Our own Milky Way is of a size that can not be imagined with any sense. It has a diameter of 100,000 light years. This means that if someone shoots at one end of the galaxy with a flash a picture, watch this flash to 100,000 years later at the other end of the Milky Way is. The Earth is in our Milky Way rather in an outside area. So if someone tries to make the earth blue and 99 000 years ago invented the hyperspace jump technology is, one is that someone can catch the lazy. You start the hyperspace jump technology spacecraft and flies within a second to the other end of the Galaxy, takes out his telescope through which one due to 99 000 years of development, of course, the pimples one could see in front of him pubescent Klassenloosers from this distance, and waits until the Light rays from an eternity of blue-maker on earth left to slip through the telescope into the eye of the observer. And that is exactly what I will! Prior to this I will let me freeze and thaw me in 99 000 years. I will get on a spaceship and fly to the other side of the galaxy, unpack my ultra modern telescope and Watch what the tax office in Mannheim went really going on is because today I was informed by telephone that our file had to be first time directed to the right place to be able to cope a security clearance yet from the file forwarded to the official in charge was. Huh? This show can not miss. Sometimes I wonder what goes on in our authorities to himself. Astronomical conditions. We can not write bills, we say no pay. But we have to cover our running costs and I'm sure when it comes time to pay taxes lost, then is our Ruckzuck the man with the cuckoo at the door if I pay the taxes on the ground refused because the Act had to be first routed to the right place to withstand a security check to be stamped, in duplicate copies, with Form 23B balanced, wiped with a copy to the loo the butt and the other copy produced in a recycling plant to a tax return for the tax office is. 
The universe is incredibly large. Our own Milky Way is of a size that can not be imagined with any sense. It has a diameter of 100,000 light years. This means that if someone shoots at one end of the galaxy with a flash a picture, watch this flash to 100,000 years later at the other end of the Milky Way is. The Earth is in our Milky Way rather in an outside area. So if someone tries to make the earth blue and 99 000 years ago invented the hyperspace jump technology is, one is that someone can catch the lazy. You start the hyperspace jump technology spacecraft and flies within a second to the other end of the Galaxy, takes out his telescope through which one due to 99 000 years of development, of course, the pimples one could see in front of him pubescent Klassenloosers from this distance, and waits until the Light rays from an eternity of blue-maker on earth left to slip through the telescope into the eye of the observer. And that is exactly what I will! Prior to this I will let me freeze and thaw me in 99 000 years. I will get on a spaceship and fly to the other side of the galaxy, unpack my ultra modern telescope and Watch what the tax office in Mannheim went really going on is because today I was informed by telephone that our file had to be first time directed to the right place to be able to cope a security clearance yet from the file forwarded to the official in charge was. Huh? This show can not miss. Sometimes I wonder what goes on in our authorities to himself. Astronomical conditions. We can not write bills, we say no pay. But we have to cover our running costs and I'm sure when it comes time to pay taxes lost, then is our Ruckzuck the man with the cuckoo at the door if I pay the taxes on the ground refused because the Act had to be first routed to the right place to withstand a security check to be stamped, in duplicate copies, with Form 23B balanced, wiped with a copy to the loo the butt and the other copy produced in a recycling plant to a tax return for the tax office is.
Thursday, May 11, 2006
How Low Does A Bmi Get To Become A Concern
Frauen und Fussball.
In the office next to ours, someone has moved. It's been a few days at the drag furniture and reassemble. Before now, someone asks what kind of armseelig Gentlemen Let's actually not a woman in drag and wear and to help building, which was said that they had helpers. She seems very nice. It would indeed may also be that someone moves into that office and is constantly disturbed feel to loud music, constant laughter and hot discussions about football, why the 1.FC Kaiserslautern descends and why is rising SV Waldhof Mannheim again. Who has some idea about football, knows that wood is actually Höfer and Kaiserslautern are fiercely hostile. And so we sit here, a Waldhof Lauternfan and a guide and a company. But football and Bussiness nunmal are two different beasts. Or maybe not?
More specifically, there are parallels Ettlich. Let's take the Abseits. Das Abseits wurde im Fussball eingeführt, damit sich kein gegnerischer Stürmer einfach so vor dem gegnerischen Tor postieren kann um auf lange Pässe zu warten und dann Tore zu machen. Aufgrund des Abseits ist der Stürmer gezwungen immer auf der Höhe des letzten gegnerischen Abwehrspielers zu bleiben, so hat der Abwehrspieler nämlich eine Chance doch noch die Tormöglichkeit des Stürmers zu vereiteln, vorrausgesetzt natürlich er schafft es dem pfeilschnellen Stürmer vorher entweder den Ball, oder aber auch die Beine wegzuhauen.
Projiziert man diese Regel auf die Geschäftswelt, bemerkt man sehr schnell verblüffendes. Der Stürmer sind Menschen, die voller Tatendrang auf den Markt zustürmen. The offside rule is the bureaucracy that prevents that you can easily reach his goal. Hardly think, you're in the Champions League final and it runs the 93te minute, the referee looks at a score of 0:0 on the clock, the ball falls just before a gate in front of the feet. It brings out, is targeting the angle looks from the goalkeeper, who is too soon to the ground and shoot. The ball slaps into the net and the stadium turns through completely. They even stripped the jersey over his head, stretches out his arms and shouted his joy in the floodlights lit up the night sky and the captain comes on the one hand, points to the wild with the flag rumwedelnden linesman and says: "Take a slow, guys of Tax Office still need at least 2 weeks! " 
In the office next to ours, someone has moved. It's been a few days at the drag furniture and reassemble. Before now, someone asks what kind of armseelig Gentlemen Let's actually not a woman in drag and wear and to help building, which was said that they had helpers. She seems very nice. It would indeed may also be that someone moves into that office and is constantly disturbed feel to loud music, constant laughter and hot discussions about football, why the 1.FC Kaiserslautern descends and why is rising SV Waldhof Mannheim again. Who has some idea about football, knows that wood is actually Höfer and Kaiserslautern are fiercely hostile. And so we sit here, a Waldhof Lauternfan and a guide and a company. But football and Bussiness nunmal are two different beasts. Or maybe not?
More specifically, there are parallels Ettlich. Let's take the Abseits. Das Abseits wurde im Fussball eingeführt, damit sich kein gegnerischer Stürmer einfach so vor dem gegnerischen Tor postieren kann um auf lange Pässe zu warten und dann Tore zu machen. Aufgrund des Abseits ist der Stürmer gezwungen immer auf der Höhe des letzten gegnerischen Abwehrspielers zu bleiben, so hat der Abwehrspieler nämlich eine Chance doch noch die Tormöglichkeit des Stürmers zu vereiteln, vorrausgesetzt natürlich er schafft es dem pfeilschnellen Stürmer vorher entweder den Ball, oder aber auch die Beine wegzuhauen. Projiziert man diese Regel auf die Geschäftswelt, bemerkt man sehr schnell verblüffendes. Der Stürmer sind Menschen, die voller Tatendrang auf den Markt zustürmen. The offside rule is the bureaucracy that prevents that you can easily reach his goal. Hardly think, you're in the Champions League final and it runs the 93te minute, the referee looks at a score of 0:0 on the clock, the ball falls just before a gate in front of the feet. It brings out, is targeting the angle looks from the goalkeeper, who is too soon to the ground and shoot. The ball slaps into the net and the stadium turns through completely. They even stripped the jersey over his head, stretches out his arms and shouted his joy in the floodlights lit up the night sky and the captain comes on the one hand, points to the wild with the flag rumwedelnden linesman and says: "Take a slow, guys of Tax Office still need at least 2 weeks! "
Friday, May 5, 2006
Canton Brazilian Wax
Der Start oder was bisher geschah!
I sat in the winter in Amsterdam, it was stormy and cold. I called my Playstation a friend and we decided to set up their own company on its feet. I came back to Mannheim from the stormy and rainy Amsterdam Mannheim.Es into the cold March and was in Singapore was on strike.
The garbage piled up everywhere and if it had not been so bitterly cold, the stench would have an army of rats and Insects attracted to the city. But in these arctic temperatures, it was just dirty.
However, the strike also offered a huge disadvantage for us to be, the trade office had closed its doors. No matter who is so full of energy again, can not be stopped by These kinds of obstacles. So
were purchased office furniture, hardware, software and everything else you need to run an office. Contrary to expectations wobbled very soon the first orders in the house. Now, each of us had a business license so we could also start right away.
After a few weeks ago, the trade office had reopened, the workers on strike had reached offensischtlich there was to achieve and we
our business license. We formed a GbR. I originally wanted a GmbH aber nachdem mein Partner, eine Rechtsanwältin und ein Unternehmensberater mir gesagt hatten, dass es besser für uns wäre eine GbR zu gründen, liess ich von dem Gedanken ab, eine GmbH zu gründen und nun haben wir eine schöne kleine GbR.
Der Streik des Gewerbeamtes sorgt allerdings für Nachwehen. Um ein Geschäftskonto zu eröffnen benötigten wir die Gewerbeanmeldung. Zuerst waren wir bei der Volksbank. Dort kassiert man für "JEDE" Transaktion 35 Cent ein. Das heisst bei 10 Buchungen auf dem Konto ist man gleich mal 3,50 Euro los. Daneben entstehen natürlich noch Kontoführungskosten und weiss der Geier was. OK, dann habe ich bei der deutschen Bank angerufen. Eigentlich bin ich zufriedener Kunde der deutschen Bank..... eigentlich! Ich rief dort an und bekam als Antwort auf die Frage nach den Kosten folgende in einer Fortbildung am Genfer See auswendig gelernten Phrase an den Kopf geschmissen: "Sie sollten nicht nach den Kosten fragen sondern nach den Leistungen!". "Aha!", habe ich mir gedacht, "Das geht ja schon gut los!". Während des Gesprächs erinnerte ich mich unweigerlich an meine Studienzeit. Da gab es ein Spiel, das hiess "Bullshit Bingo". Man macht ein TicTacToe Kreuz und schreibt in die 9 Kästchen nichtssagende Schlagworte wie Private Equity, Margensteigerung oder Synergieeffekte. Jedesmal wenn der Dozent einen dieser Schlagworte erwähnt, streicht man es weg. Hat man dann drei Schlagworte in einer Reihe muss man aufstehen und laut Bullshit schreien. Bei meinem Gespräch mit dem Angestellten der deutschen Bank hätte ich das gleich mehrmals machen können, weshalb es mir schwer fiel mir das Lachen zu verkneifen. Also die deutsche Bank ist auch nichts!
Wie wäre es mit einer Direkt Bank? Gute Idee, billig und gemütlich übers Internet zu erreichen. Ich entschied mich für die ComDirect Bank, die derzeit dicke Werbung damit macht, dass sie jeden Monat einen Euro dem Konto gutschreibt. Also füllten wir das Formular aus, welches wir uns aus dem Internet ausgedruckt hatten, gingen zur Post um uns mittels Ausweis zu identifizieren und schickten die Unterlagen ab. Geschlagene 2 Wochen benötigte man dann bei der ComDirect um uns in einem Schreiben know that was rejected by the bank's internal reasons, the application for an account. What could it be because neither my partner nor I are entered in the negative Schufa. No matter what these reasons may be, they are not rational nature and reflect badly on Comdirect and its parent bank, Commerzbank. For my part, I will have to deal with two banks in my life anymore. The solution lies in the good old post office bank, good conditions, fast processing. It took two days to approve our application for the post had. Therefore, nice greetings to the Comdirect Lahmärsche, have a look at the clock, unbelievable but true, it is ticking!
account is there, now missing is the tax office. We still need to make a tax invoice number. For this we need to fill out a form by specifying our account number. This finally closes the circle. Strike, all banks have so far unable to delay that until now we could make no statement, although we already have some orders. On the tax office, I found myself already warned that until we have our good and tax number can take like 2-3 weeks. Well then ...... 
I sat in the winter in Amsterdam, it was stormy and cold. I called my Playstation a friend and we decided to set up their own company on its feet. I came back to Mannheim from the stormy and rainy Amsterdam Mannheim.Es into the cold March and was in Singapore was on strike. The garbage piled up everywhere and if it had not been so bitterly cold, the stench would have an army of rats and Insects attracted to the city. But in these arctic temperatures, it was just dirty.
However, the strike also offered a huge disadvantage for us to be, the trade office had closed its doors. No matter who is so full of energy again, can not be stopped by These kinds of obstacles. So were purchased office furniture, hardware, software and everything else you need to run an office. Contrary to expectations wobbled very soon the first orders in the house. Now, each of us had a business license so we could also start right away.
After a few weeks ago, the trade office had reopened, the workers on strike had reached offensischtlich there was to achieve and we
our business license. We formed a GbR. I originally wanted a GmbH aber nachdem mein Partner, eine Rechtsanwältin und ein Unternehmensberater mir gesagt hatten, dass es besser für uns wäre eine GbR zu gründen, liess ich von dem Gedanken ab, eine GmbH zu gründen und nun haben wir eine schöne kleine GbR. Der Streik des Gewerbeamtes sorgt allerdings für Nachwehen. Um ein Geschäftskonto zu eröffnen benötigten wir die Gewerbeanmeldung. Zuerst waren wir bei der Volksbank. Dort kassiert man für "JEDE" Transaktion 35 Cent ein. Das heisst bei 10 Buchungen auf dem Konto ist man gleich mal 3,50 Euro los. Daneben entstehen natürlich noch Kontoführungskosten und weiss der Geier was. OK, dann habe ich bei der deutschen Bank angerufen. Eigentlich bin ich zufriedener Kunde der deutschen Bank..... eigentlich! Ich rief dort an und bekam als Antwort auf die Frage nach den Kosten folgende in einer Fortbildung am Genfer See auswendig gelernten Phrase an den Kopf geschmissen: "Sie sollten nicht nach den Kosten fragen sondern nach den Leistungen!". "Aha!", habe ich mir gedacht, "Das geht ja schon gut los!". Während des Gesprächs erinnerte ich mich unweigerlich an meine Studienzeit. Da gab es ein Spiel, das hiess "Bullshit Bingo". Man macht ein TicTacToe Kreuz und schreibt in die 9 Kästchen nichtssagende Schlagworte wie Private Equity, Margensteigerung oder Synergieeffekte. Jedesmal wenn der Dozent einen dieser Schlagworte erwähnt, streicht man es weg. Hat man dann drei Schlagworte in einer Reihe muss man aufstehen und laut Bullshit schreien. Bei meinem Gespräch mit dem Angestellten der deutschen Bank hätte ich das gleich mehrmals machen können, weshalb es mir schwer fiel mir das Lachen zu verkneifen. Also die deutsche Bank ist auch nichts!
Wie wäre es mit einer Direkt Bank? Gute Idee, billig und gemütlich übers Internet zu erreichen. Ich entschied mich für die ComDirect Bank, die derzeit dicke Werbung damit macht, dass sie jeden Monat einen Euro dem Konto gutschreibt. Also füllten wir das Formular aus, welches wir uns aus dem Internet ausgedruckt hatten, gingen zur Post um uns mittels Ausweis zu identifizieren und schickten die Unterlagen ab. Geschlagene 2 Wochen benötigte man dann bei der ComDirect um uns in einem Schreiben know that was rejected by the bank's internal reasons, the application for an account. What could it be because neither my partner nor I are entered in the negative Schufa. No matter what these reasons may be, they are not rational nature and reflect badly on Comdirect and its parent bank, Commerzbank. For my part, I will have to deal with two banks in my life anymore. The solution lies in the good old post office bank, good conditions, fast processing. It took two days to approve our application for the post had. Therefore, nice greetings to the Comdirect Lahmärsche, have a look at the clock, unbelievable but true, it is ticking!
account is there, now missing is the tax office. We still need to make a tax invoice number. For this we need to fill out a form by specifying our account number. This finally closes the circle. Strike, all banks have so far unable to delay that until now we could make no statement, although we already have some orders. On the tax office, I found myself already warned that until we have our good and tax number can take like 2-3 weeks. Well then ......
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