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Das weltweite Wäb!

Super, the servers are down our provider. Not only our website will not be achieved but also many of our customers websites. I just hope that no data are lost or gone, that would be annoying. And all of our emails, we can not retrieve. Whether there is a lightning struck?

Either way, there is some good news. The Tax Office has finally given us the control number. That means the bills will be sent tomorrow, may finally appear on the first money in our account.

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Halleluja.......

as if you had the last Post gelesen kam heute Besuch von zwei reizenden Finanzamtsbeamtinnen. Sie hatten ein Paar Fragen zu unserem Unternehmen. Ich bin mir sehr sicher, dass dies die Sicherheitsüberprüfung war, von der man mir am Telefon berichtet hatte. Eine Frage war die nach dem Klingelschild. Könnte sein, dass man überprüfen wollte, ob wir eventuell nicht nur eine Briefkastenfirma sind. Die Beiden waren nett und witzig, also das komplette Gegenteil von dem, was dem Klischee des typischen deutschen Finanzbeamten entspricht. Normalerweise denkt man an Menschen mit fahlem Gesichtsausdruck und Ellenbogenschonern, die wie Roboter gebetsmühlenartig Paragraphen rezitieren und den Satz mit, "aus diesem Grunde können wir es Ihnen nicht genehmigen!", abschliessen. No, our financial officials were not so. We can expect our tax number so in the next week. I'm curious.

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Der Weltraum, unendliche Weiten.....


The universe is incredibly large. Our own Milky Way is of a size that can not be imagined with any sense. It has a diameter of 100,000 light years. This means that if someone shoots at one end of the galaxy with a flash a picture, watch this flash to 100,000 years later at the other end of the Milky Way is. The Earth is in our Milky Way rather in an outside area. So if someone tries to make the earth blue and 99 000 years ago invented the hyperspace jump technology is, one is that someone can catch the lazy. You start the hyperspace jump technology spacecraft and flies within a second to the other end of the Galaxy, takes out his telescope through which one due to 99 000 years of development, of course, the pimples one could see in front of him pubescent Klassenloosers from this distance, and waits until the Light rays from an eternity of blue-maker on earth left to slip through the telescope into the eye of the observer. And that is exactly what I will! Prior to this I will let me freeze and thaw me in 99 000 years. I will get on a spaceship and fly to the other side of the galaxy, unpack my ultra modern telescope and Watch what the tax office in Mannheim went really going on is because today I was informed by telephone that our file had to be first time directed to the right place to be able to cope a security clearance yet from the file forwarded to the official in charge was. Huh? This show can not miss. Sometimes I wonder what goes on in our authorities to himself. Astronomical conditions. We can not write bills, we say no pay. But we have to cover our running costs and I'm sure when it comes time to pay taxes lost, then is our Ruckzuck the man with the cuckoo at the door if I pay the taxes on the ground refused because the Act had to be first routed to the right place to withstand a security check to be stamped, in duplicate copies, with Form 23B balanced, wiped with a copy to the loo the butt and the other copy produced in a recycling plant to a tax return for the tax office is.

How Low Does A Bmi Get To Become A Concern

Frauen und Fussball.

In the office next to ours, someone has moved. It's been a few days at the drag furniture and reassemble. Before now, someone asks what kind of armseelig Gentlemen Let's actually not a woman in drag and wear and to help building, which was said that they had helpers. She seems very nice. It would indeed may also be that someone moves into that office and is constantly disturbed feel to loud music, constant laughter and hot discussions about football, why the 1.FC Kaiserslautern descends and why is rising SV Waldhof Mannheim again. Who has some idea about football, knows that wood is actually Höfer and Kaiserslautern are fiercely hostile. And so we sit here, a Waldhof Lauternfan and a guide and a company. But football and Bussiness nunmal are two different beasts. Or maybe not?

More specifically, there are parallels Ettlich. Let's take the Abseits. Das Abseits wurde im Fussball eingeführt, damit sich kein gegnerischer Stürmer einfach so vor dem gegnerischen Tor postieren kann um auf lange Pässe zu warten und dann Tore zu machen. Aufgrund des Abseits ist der Stürmer gezwungen immer auf der Höhe des letzten gegnerischen Abwehrspielers zu bleiben, so hat der Abwehrspieler nämlich eine Chance doch noch die Tormöglichkeit des Stürmers zu vereiteln, vorrausgesetzt natürlich er schafft es dem pfeilschnellen Stürmer vorher entweder den Ball, oder aber auch die Beine wegzuhauen.

Projiziert man diese Regel auf die Geschäftswelt, bemerkt man sehr schnell verblüffendes. Der Stürmer sind Menschen, die voller Tatendrang auf den Markt zustürmen. The offside rule is the bureaucracy that prevents that you can easily reach his goal. Hardly think, you're in the Champions League final and it runs the 93te minute, the referee looks at a score of 0:0 on the clock, the ball falls just before a gate in front of the feet. It brings out, is targeting the angle looks from the goalkeeper, who is too soon to the ground and shoot. The ball slaps into the net and the stadium turns through completely. They even stripped the jersey over his head, stretches out his arms and shouted his joy in the floodlights lit up the night sky and the captain comes on the one hand, points to the wild with the flag rumwedelnden linesman and says: "Take a slow, guys of Tax Office still need at least 2 weeks! "

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Der Start oder was bisher geschah!

I sat in the winter in Amsterdam, it was stormy and cold. I called my Playstation a friend and we decided to set up their own company on its feet. I came back to Mannheim from the stormy and rainy Amsterdam Mannheim.Es into the cold March and was in Singapore was on strike.

The garbage piled up everywhere and if it had not been so bitterly cold, the stench would have an army of rats and Insects attracted to the city. But in these arctic temperatures, it was just dirty.

However, the strike also offered a huge disadvantage for us to be, the trade office had closed its doors. No matter who is so full of energy again, can not be stopped by These kinds of obstacles. So
were purchased office furniture, hardware, software and everything else you need to run an office. Contrary to expectations wobbled very soon the first orders in the house. Now, each of us had a business license so we could also start right away.

After a few weeks ago, the trade office had reopened, the workers on strike had reached offensischtlich there was to achieve and we our business license. We formed a GbR. I originally wanted a GmbH aber nachdem mein Partner, eine Rechtsanwältin und ein Unternehmensberater mir gesagt hatten, dass es besser für uns wäre eine GbR zu gründen, liess ich von dem Gedanken ab, eine GmbH zu gründen und nun haben wir eine schöne kleine GbR.

Der Streik des Gewerbeamtes sorgt allerdings für Nachwehen. Um ein Geschäftskonto zu eröffnen benötigten wir die Gewerbeanmeldung. Zuerst waren wir bei der Volksbank. Dort kassiert man für "JEDE" Transaktion 35 Cent ein. Das heisst bei 10 Buchungen auf dem Konto ist man gleich mal 3,50 Euro los. Daneben entstehen natürlich noch Kontoführungskosten und weiss der Geier was. OK, dann habe ich bei der deutschen Bank angerufen. Eigentlich bin ich zufriedener Kunde der deutschen Bank..... eigentlich! Ich rief dort an und bekam als Antwort auf die Frage nach den Kosten folgende in einer Fortbildung am Genfer See auswendig gelernten Phrase an den Kopf geschmissen: "Sie sollten nicht nach den Kosten fragen sondern nach den Leistungen!". "Aha!", habe ich mir gedacht, "Das geht ja schon gut los!". Während des Gesprächs erinnerte ich mich unweigerlich an meine Studienzeit. Da gab es ein Spiel, das hiess "Bullshit Bingo". Man macht ein TicTacToe Kreuz und schreibt in die 9 Kästchen nichtssagende Schlagworte wie Private Equity, Margensteigerung oder Synergieeffekte. Jedesmal wenn der Dozent einen dieser Schlagworte erwähnt, streicht man es weg. Hat man dann drei Schlagworte in einer Reihe muss man aufstehen und laut Bullshit schreien. Bei meinem Gespräch mit dem Angestellten der deutschen Bank hätte ich das gleich mehrmals machen können, weshalb es mir schwer fiel mir das Lachen zu verkneifen. Also die deutsche Bank ist auch nichts!

Wie wäre es mit einer Direkt Bank? Gute Idee, billig und gemütlich übers Internet zu erreichen. Ich entschied mich für die ComDirect Bank, die derzeit dicke Werbung damit macht, dass sie jeden Monat einen Euro dem Konto gutschreibt. Also füllten wir das Formular aus, welches wir uns aus dem Internet ausgedruckt hatten, gingen zur Post um uns mittels Ausweis zu identifizieren und schickten die Unterlagen ab. Geschlagene 2 Wochen benötigte man dann bei der ComDirect um uns in einem Schreiben know that was rejected by the bank's internal reasons, the application for an account. What could it be because neither my partner nor I are entered in the negative Schufa. No matter what these reasons may be, they are not rational nature and reflect badly on Comdirect and its parent bank, Commerzbank. For my part, I will have to deal with two banks in my life anymore. The solution lies in the good old post office bank, good conditions, fast processing. It took two days to approve our application for the post had. Therefore, nice greetings to the Comdirect Lahmärsche, have a look at the clock, unbelievable but true, it is ticking!

account is there, now missing is the tax office. We still need to make a tax invoice number. For this we need to fill out a form by specifying our account number. This finally closes the circle. Strike, all banks have so far unable to delay that until now we could make no statement, although we already have some orders. On the tax office, I found myself already warned that until we have our good and tax number can take like 2-3 weeks. Well then ......