In the office next to ours, someone has moved. It's been a few days at the drag furniture and reassemble. Before now, someone asks what kind of armseelig Gentlemen Let's actually not a woman in drag and wear and to help building, which was said that they had helpers. She seems very nice. It would indeed may also be that someone moves into that office and is constantly disturbed feel to loud music, constant laughter and hot discussions about football, why the 1.FC Kaiserslautern descends and why is rising SV Waldhof Mannheim again. Who has some idea about football, knows that wood is actually Höfer and Kaiserslautern are fiercely hostile. And so we sit here, a Waldhof Lauternfan and a guide and a company. But football and Bussiness nunmal are two different beasts. Or maybe not?
More specifically, there are parallels Ettlich. Let's take the Abseits. Das Abseits wurde im Fussball eingeführt, damit sich kein gegnerischer Stürmer einfach so vor dem gegnerischen Tor postieren kann um auf lange Pässe zu warten und dann Tore zu machen. Aufgrund des Abseits ist der Stürmer gezwungen immer auf der Höhe des letzten gegnerischen Abwehrspielers zu bleiben, so hat der Abwehrspieler nämlich eine Chance doch noch die Tormöglichkeit des Stürmers zu vereiteln, vorrausgesetzt natürlich er schafft es dem pfeilschnellen Stürmer vorher entweder den Ball, oder aber auch die Beine wegzuhauen. Projiziert man diese Regel auf die Geschäftswelt, bemerkt man sehr schnell verblüffendes. Der Stürmer sind Menschen, die voller Tatendrang auf den Markt zustürmen. The offside rule is the bureaucracy that prevents that you can easily reach his goal. Hardly think, you're in the Champions League final and it runs the 93te minute, the referee looks at a score of 0:0 on the clock, the ball falls just before a gate in front of the feet. It brings out, is targeting the angle looks from the goalkeeper, who is too soon to the ground and shoot. The ball slaps into the net and the stadium turns through completely. They even stripped the jersey over his head, stretches out his arms and shouted his joy in the floodlights lit up the night sky and the captain comes on the one hand, points to the wild with the flag rumwedelnden linesman and says: "Take a slow, guys of Tax Office still need at least 2 weeks! "
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