Dear Mr. Baron,
(so you are supposedly called at his home): First, congratulations to resign. For a moment, one would think straight, you were actually the linear fracture speaker, the messianic populist, as you used to attending again staged. Even I at the end of a few little tears stows away ... well, at least almost.
Where you learn something? From their pal Tom Cruise, perhaps? As my
, your grace? to cynical? Not at all.
it is cynical to advance his children when it comes to intellectual property theft.
cynical is to hide the thesis were dubious from the coffins of dead soldiers.
cynical is to perform as guardians of the sincerity of one's own sincerity at all times but only in small steps, adapted to distribute to the relevant evidence.
cynically let's call it, unchallenged publicly as a liar and a cheat and then having to take yet lay claim to want, you would have done exemplary.
Good That you are away. I fear that you will eventually resurface. For that fraud of any kind in the CSU mean a kind of accolade , you know even before Franz-Josef Strauss.
Especially when your party friends speculated about it now is, at what time you came for or for which positions in question. Apparently you are indeed such a great political talent, they say.
exactly what this means, nobody knows. Actually, you are in a few years ago only five times felt politically have appeared: the Opel crisis, the Kunduz bombing, the Gorch-Fock-story, in its handling of the plagiarism scandal and in the approaches of BW reform. And every time you have messed's more or less. Done something you have not been hand-resistant.
Their popularity seems to be based solely on the fact that you were the first who called the war in Afghanistan and elsewhere so and maintain the (largely without substance when you look closely) image of a populist orator plain text. They seemed to the desire of the Germans on a politician from the "old school" to answer: honest, down to earth straight out. Too bad that you did not expect that the times would prove a boomerang.
forget it. Still you are inexplicably in a broad mass of people quite popular. So much so popular that we will, as soon as they entered the political scene, had been tendered to the job of chancellor. So popular that you probably would also have the polar bear Knut on an open fire to cook, without this your popularity would be undermined.
( Would make again become a beautiful photo opportunity, you this, in flying suit, the touring guitar strapped casually on the back and carving in the manicured fingers as you confident your
But I digress. This can be scenes of yesterday, the Sun do not involve more . Because you are no longer Secretary of War yes. And because it so no-nuclear front features will be with you more. Instead, now, Mr. de Maizière will shake hands in Kunduz and coffins pat. A man by the way, which is linked prominently and similar militaristic as you, also carries around with him a title and at least in part, a similarly questionable grip possesses. He celebrates for his pre-Christmas terrorist scare tactics are still a great success in the fight against terrorism, although the former stop warnings have long been proven as a hoax .
Now you are gone all day, and come on to me from Germany colder and darker. Could simply be due to the fact that it is now 23 and clock out arctic winds blow.
What makes someone like you now, without a job and doctor's degree? Already registered unemployed and support for this project? Probably not. Thanks to the most precise first withdrawal March get you both in March and in April again good money from taxpayers. Was you with the late withdrawal only about the money? Did you as a "young family man" at the end just know your loved ones well supplied? That reminds me: they are multi-millionaire! Phew, I'm glad you now do not have to dole. You would certainly be difficult to reject jobs as asparagus harvesters and scavengers, so catlike vital, as you have always given. As you only have your presence in Kelkheim sprung from the stage, that was a near-stage diving. Great.
Where we have now determined that you are probably not soon fall victim to starvation, I can only you all the best for your new career to do in Hollywood.
Seriously, probably with the look of Guy Pearce in "LA Confidential", the stuffy, conservative image of Kevin Costner and numerous cinematic performances of the PR-acting career hardly anything stand in your way.
any case, I would have liked that any multimedia tinkerers some nice cut scenes together with you, backed by Jack Nicholson's monologue from "The Unit" and pure is the video on Youtube. (If someone sees now as a challenge: It is also one!)
Or go to Italy. God knows this country can Politicians use, even those like you. Men against the likes of Berlusconi, you are indeed an orphan. And in Italy it is called the coronation ever "Dottore" , has although you did not take a degree . If you had known before the time ...
So, you sawed-off weather fir, then have fun in life after politics. And remember, free after Sepp Herberger: "After the policy is, above politics."
your
PS: The Allegory of the Wettertann e, because your wife has pulled out of a hat, You should quickly get rid of, and certainly not parrot. Meyer's lexicon of white firs report little more than that they actually "often half or completely dead, gnarled, bleached and lichen" are spruce.
