Stallone vs. Nolan: Null zu Drei I hereby officially back from vacation. And while I have it actually made it twice as much as the movies. Why I want to share the lessons learned immediately with all Gumpfen readers.
Turning first to "
Expendables ," Stallone testosterontriefender-old boys fantasy violence.
The hair is getting darker, the Visage slate ever. Stallone, 64 viral years young, has made a film, and indeed one of the flashes in bright red neon letters "B-Movie.
We can now look confidently well ask, as in a cast Stallone / Willis / Schwarzenegger / Rourke, also Sidekicks like Jason Statham and Jet Li can still come out of such action cucumber. The reasons are to name a few.
First the story: Fieser, drug-funded banana republic dictator (there is a abgedroscheneres cliche?) Terrorized with his small private army strunz stupid sadists the emaciated, sombrerotragenden inhabitants of his island hideaway. A handful of unbreakable mercenaries from God's Own County is vorbeigeschwirrt, cleans off in a surprise and with much Bumbum the private army liberated the country and save the girl *. (As far as the bond with the "Magnificent Seven".) And all of course not for money, but "just" because a man has to do precisely what a man does be it. What's in the case of Stallone & Co.: blast ball, slots in the chord. And the tumb so brutal and almost comically as seen only in first person shooters, or just as in "John Rambo
. Offenbar will olle Sly dem Rest der Welt zeigen, daß er’s noch drauf hat. Also knattert er auf aufgemotzten Motorrädern durch die Gegend, prügelt sich mit (Ex-)Wrestlern und schießt selbst dann einem Moskito noch mit ruhiger Hand den Rüssel weg, wenn er von Kugeln durchsiebt und brennend von einem Panzer überrollt wird (oder so).
Zwischendurch darf ein Gandalf-Pfeife schmauchender Mickey Rourke tränenreich über den Verlust der Seele aufgrund zu vielen sinnlosen Tötens fabulieren, bevor die Recken wieder losziehen, um, derart legitimiert, ein entsprechend „sinn
volle s“ Gemetzel zu veranstalten. Natürlich nicht, ohne nebenbei ein paar „lustige“, to tear supposedly cool comments, while they simultaneously severed body parts flying around our ears. Here, the film follows Bruce Willis' quote from "Last Boyscout": ". This is the '90s You can not just walk up and slap a guy, you have to say something cool first." In Stallone's anabolic universe, it probably should be called: "This is 2010th You can not it just slash and blast a guy, you have to say something cool afterwards "
my problem. I seem to slowly from the age out grow, which I myself at the sight of dripping with blood body parts (no zombies!) Snickering at the leg knock, just because some protagonist to secreting a laconic comment.
Second: What no one tells a naturally: Schwarzenegger and Willis occur only in a mini-scene, which is then expected to be the funniest of the entire film. The entire rest of the plot is played by actors who - apart from Stallone - cavort largely in B-and C-movies, and there are also less noticed by speaking roles. In order to demonstrate it again in the Van Damme one has rejected participation in the movie because his role (which was then played by Dolph Lundgren **) "too little substance" was. Any questions?
if you focus, however, to switch off the brain and morality for 103 minutes, you can, because of pure action, actually have fun at the nonsense. Because there is a lot of land, sea and air. That being said, the film holds up to its title: he is expendable. Indeed
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impressive is a lot for it, "
Inception .
take Man: An ingeniously nested science fiction story, which plays at the very pulse of the time with the question of reality and illusion combine this with visually stunning CGI gimmicks a la "The Matrix", the empty box, fill it with a cast of pure unspent young stars together with an old Hollywood-rabbit (DiCaprio) and cook all at an extremely exciting, atmospheric almost too dense to action-thriller.
this movie you should look at in any case, so I will not have much
not tell the story. You should go to the movies, however, quite enough sleep, otherwise it could very well happen that at some point you lose sight of who is manipulated whose dream. Or was it already in the dream behind the dream? Or the dream within a dream within a dream? Or ...
Who but tends to watching science fiction movies every 5 minutes "That's totally illogical to scream
!"*** should perhaps stay home and" Good times, bad times. "
*) If at this point fragt: "Welches Mädchen?", war vermutlich seit der Premiere von "Panzerkreuzer Potemkin" nicht mehr im Kino.
**) der mittlerweile aussieht, als hätte man ihn zu spät aus dem Wäschetrockner genommen
***) dazu neigen vor allem Frauen, die ansonsten die "Twilight"-Saga und "Pretty Woman" für halbdokumentarische Autorenfilme halten
